Just got this today - Hillary joke that looks like its from Repukes

[The Sushi Bandit]

Got this e-mail forwarded to me from a "liberal" college worker. It looks to me to be part of a Clinton-democrat smear campaign.
She forwarders a lot of stuff to me and I don't think she realized it for what it is.

Am I wrong to be suspicious of its content? What should I tell her in my response? or do I need a better sence of humor?


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Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years as President?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years as President?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"

[raysr]

1. Probably brings down

the house at xian churchs on Sundays.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. For starters, it's just a recycled Ashcroft joke.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. And on top of that...

1) NOW they want a healt plan?
2) A senator, unlike an Atty General, is going to have a tough time 'disappearing' a little kid.
3) If Bill 'shamed the Whitehouse,' why did he have an approval rating during the impeachment that was twice what Bush has right now?

[Connie_Corleone]

3. Didn't the original joke have Bush answering the questions?

[AllegroRondo]

4. Yes, thats the one I saw

[joefree1]

5. Yeap, here's what I heard

Vice President Cheney was visiting a third-grade class, and answering questions.

Billy raised his hand, and said, "I have a three-part question. First, where are the weapons of mass destruction? Second, why does Halliburton get all the business in Iraq? Third, how much will the new Medicare bill cost?"

Suddenly, the recess bell rang, and all the kids went outside to play.

After recess, and back in the classroom, Tommy raised his hand, and said to VP Cheney, "I have a five-part question. First, where are the weapons of mass destruction? Second, why does Halliburton get all the business in Iraq? Third, how much will the new Medicare bill cost? Fourth, why did the recess bell ring thirty minutes early today, and fifth, what happened to little Billy?"
http://www.ediablo.com/ediablojokes.html

The rethugs are so untalented.

[joefree1]

7. Here, send her these ...

The George W. Bush Presidential library burnt down today and both books were lost. George was crushed. He hadn't even finished coloring in the second one.

*******
An Israeli doctor said "medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said "that's nothing!". In Germany, "we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "in my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks".

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah!". We took an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the country was looking for work the next day."

*******
George W. Bush decided to take his fancy hot air balloon out for a ride. After soaring over the country side for an hour he realized he was lost.

He reduced altitude after spotting a young girl on a farm below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, "Hey little girl, can you help me? I
promised a friend an hour ago I would meet him, but I don't know where I am."

The young girl replied, "You are in a hot air balloon over my daddy's corn field making racket and scaring the chickens!"

"Your daddy must be a Democrat," said the balloonist.

"He is," said the girl, "but how did you know that?"

"Well," answered Bush, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I still have no idea what to make of your information, and
the fact is I am still lost. Little girl, you've not been much help."

The girl below responded, "You must be a Repubican."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the girl, " You're way up there, full of hot air looking down on the world, you don't know where you're at and you don't know where you're going. You promised something to somebody you can't keep and you were in this spot before we met but some how it's all my fault.

More here
http://www.ediablo.com/ediablojokes.html

[Wickerman]

8. a variation

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was drunk as a skunk rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

[joefree1]

11. Bwahahaha! Mind if I steal it?

I've been collecting Bush jokes since 2000. Here's my fav:

So Rush Limbaugh dies and goes to Hell. Its horrible. Burning fires. Hot bubbling lava! Incredible pain! No Oxycontin. He looks over and sees George W. Bush having sex with a beautiful woman. Non-stop, sweaty, constant, back-breaking sex.

So the next time Satan is going by on an inspection tour, Rush complains. "This sucks! I have to suffer for all eternity, and that White House squatting frat boy gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

The Devil replied, "Who are you to question my punishment of that woman?"
http://www.ediablo.com/ediablojokes.html

[zbdent]

9. It was originally a Bush joke

(of course, the "original thinkers" of the RNC and co. decided to rewrite it as an anti-Hillary joke and claim that they had the idea first).

The Bush version is years old . . . shortly after 9/11/2001.

[Divernan]

10. First ladies don't get "paid" for promoting programs.

That's the first time I've seen a claim (undocumented, as per usual) that Senator Clinton was paid for working on a health care program. Perhaps she had paid staff beyond that usually assigned to first ladies, but that's not the same as her collecting a paycheck. Anyone got any documented support for claim she was paid? And as an aside, when someone of her education, intelligence and experience works on a proposed federal program for a president, they do deserve to be paid. Contrast that with the big fat bonuses which Bush's political appointees throughout the fed. govt. are being paid. We're talking 10,000 to 30,000 dollars per year to hundreds of political hacks or incompetent relatives of political hacks.

And I think your friend would have to be pretty braindead not to see this email as an attack on President and Senator Clinton.