Dear George:

[LeftNYC]

I spoke with my friend on the phone last night and we were discussing Hurricane Katrina and how nobody seems to care anymore. My sister then said that she would like to go to the White House and throw rocks at your window while you were sleeping. Maybe steal your "woofie"(her words not mine). She is a threat to national security and she should be arrested immediately. Im sure you and Laura were listening to this conversation and peeking your head out the window to make sure your little "woofie" was ok. Don't worry. You have the goods on my evil combatant of a sister. Please log this in your phone records under American terrrristsss...

Sincerely,
A Duty Bound American