From Mafia pimp to Beaver Cleaver in 24 hrs: Abramoff's Winter Collection

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

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Former Washington lobbyist Jack Abramoff arrives at the Miami Courthouse in Miami, January 4, 2006. (Joe Skipper/Reuters)

[CottonBear]

1. The Beaver Cleaver look isn't working for him.

I would have gone for a dark straw fedora to match the suit.

[rfranklin]

14. I think he's trying to cover his yarmulke...

I read somewhere that he wore it when going around Congress bribing our "elected officials."

[Cocoa]

2. what does his hat say

can't quite make it out...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. Can't tell...

...there are several lesser variants of these photos on Yahoo, but the ones I posted provide the clearest look at the writing on the hat (which is to say, "not clear at all")...

:patriot:

[acmejack]

7. I blew it up 400% & still couldn't tell

It looked like the name of that boys school he had, possibly in Yiddish. Quite possibly I'm blind too...

[Demit]

3. Is that supposed to signal he's "playing ball" with the Feds?

I swear, the Republicans. With their purple fingers & their band-aids & their "aspens are turning" secret codes. Are they all twelve years old?

[mirandapriestly]

4. I'm surprised his lawyer would let him wear that first get up

maybe he told him to change.

[IA_Seth]

5. Republicans have no style! n/t

[Fridays Child]

8. I'm telling you, he probably has a full crop of fresh transplant plugs.

Them babies is sensitive, too. Wouldn't wanna be showin' 'em to just anybody. :bounce:

[madeline_con]

10. I can't imagine any other reason for this. n/t

[leveymg]

9. Pathetic disguise attempt. Ditch the tie and Don Corleone suit.

Try some shades - maybe a wig and some falsies, and . . .

A black burqa

[madeline_con]

11. "Fashion God, The Sequel". n/t

[The_Casual_Observer]

12. Can you imagine what a bastard that guy must have acted like

back in the day, when he was riding high? He is a fucking pig.

[woodsprite]

13. Where's the Mickey Ears? After all, he is in FL. Photoshop anyone? n/t

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

15. The quick, down & dirty low-budget version:

:evilgrin:

[DemoTex]

16. "He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?"

Welcome to the real world, Jack-Off.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

17. He'll be "prison currency," like cartons of Marlboros.

:evilgrin: