SHRED
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Thu Jan-05-06 07:33 AM
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How fast will Delay "find Jesus"? |
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Right now he claims he "has done nothing wrong". Like Randy Cunningham, before him, I am wondering just how soon Delay will step up to the mic, with crocodile tears and his new found "faith", once the evidence overwhelms him?
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Thu Jan-05-06 07:35 AM
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1. I think Hot Tub Tom has already been "born again" |
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Thu Jan-05-06 07:36 AM
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...will probably be as a rodent.
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Thu Jan-05-06 07:41 AM
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... a rodent (as in rat). In the grand scheme of reincarnation, he can only go up from there. :)
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Thu Jan-05-06 07:41 AM
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4. How about an 'office pool' on it? |
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Thu Jan-05-06 07:58 AM
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5. Shouldn't take too long... he's hiding behind that cloud right over |
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there.... a Swaggart moment may be just a moment away.
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Thu Jan-05-06 08:12 AM
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6. how many times can he be born again? |
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i believe he's already found jesus...maybe, he'll claim he lost him for awhile.
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Thu Jan-05-06 08:16 AM
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7. When he does, maybe Bush will publicly mock him |
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Wouldn't be the first time he did that to a prisoner who "found Jesus"
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Thu Jan-05-06 08:28 AM
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...I wonder why shrub didn't mock Cunningham?.../sarcasm/
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Thu Jan-05-06 09:00 AM
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9. In the immortal words..... |
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of Ozzy Osbourne: Now in darkness, world stops turning As the war machine keeps burning No more war pigs of the power Hand of God has struck the hour Day of judgement, God is calling On their knees, the war pigs crawling Begging mercy for their sins Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
I wonder how Ozzy and the band feel that a 30 year old song is still relevant today??? :yourock:
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Thu Jan-05-06 10:59 AM
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10. According to Molly Ivins |
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Edited on Thu Jan-05-06 11:02 AM by tenshi816
(can't remember the date of the column), Tom plays the Jesus card every time he gets in a tight spot.
Edited to say that I found it: In Molly's September 30, 2005 column called "The DeLay Defense", she wrote:
"Whenever he is really threatened, DeLay plays the Jesus card and claims he is standing up 'for a biblical worldview in everything I do and everywhere I am.'"
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