Santorum threatens New Jersey

[rox63]

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"I will do everything in my power to stop anything beneficial to New Jersey, period. I will use everything I have until New Jersey lives up to their commitments," said U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum, a Pennsylvania Republican and third-ranking official in the Senate chamber. "Every single thing that benefits New Jersey in particular I will do everything I can to make sure that it gets slowed down or stopped."
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Read the whole thing here: http://www.nj.com/news/bridgeton/local/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1136371224209360.xml&coll=10

[Greeby]

1. Whats wrong with Sick Rick now?

Besides the obvious :shrug:

[yellowcanine]

5. Trying to cast NJ as the bogeyman to gin up support for Ricky in November?

[IntravenousDemilo]

12. Too much fecal matter, not enough lube.

The ratio is very important for top-quality santorum.

[ProSense]

2. I will donate every penny I can spare to help defeat him. n/t

[rkc3]

6. There's a pledge that makes sense.

[Debi]

3. Did he borrow Ted Steven's Incredible Hulk tie for his outburst?

Is this how the Senate is going to operate from now on?

I'm gonna get Nevada....I'm gonna crush Idaho...I'm gonna annihilate Hawaii!! :eyes: sheesh!

[Greeby]

10. Don't forget a Dean scream to cap it all off

YEAAAAAGHHHHH!!!! ;)

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[Greeby]

15. Sorry

:blush:

[Debi]

19. I do see where you were headed

I was too lazy to post they way I should have, try this:

Harry Reid (NV) stated "I'm gonna take out Colorado"

Barbara Boxer (CA) shouted "We don't need no stinkin' Texas"

Russ Feingold (WI) pounded the podium yelling, "NO, NO, NO to Ohio"

There, not so screamish now...is it? :shrug:

[Betty]

4. he wishes we could have a civil war here

what a piece of shit.

[Strawman]

7. Thought something really gross was washing ashore in NJ

From your headline.

[politicaholic]

8. So Rendell was like...and Santorum was like, "No you Di-ent."...

Santorum, the first autistic politician...and the last.

[KamaAina]

16. Hey, just a self-stimming minute there, pal!

Santorum, the first autistic politician...and the last.

:rant:

I've a good mind to run for something just to prove you wrong on that last point!

Just out of curiosity, what about Sick Rick makes you think he has autism? It sure as hell ain't his heightened sensory perception of his surroundings, that's for sure! I'll have you know that another autism/Asperger's type here at DU (yes, there are several, and doubtless many more posting around undiagnosed) once made a similar inference about President Gore. Now that one I'll take!

:rant:

[politicaholic]

20. No, actually its his short barely logical outbursts...oh, uh...sorry. n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. What's with sissyface? Another tantrum from the RW goodytwoshoes?

He is such a moran.

Go home and make another baby, Rick.

[quaoar]

11. I know exactly what Santorum means

I live in Alabama and those bastards over in Mississippi have been asking for it for years.

< rolls eyes >

[Hello_Kitty]

14. Oh yeah! NJ's dad can beat up PA's dad any day of the week!

WTF? I don't feel like registering to find out what this is about but it's got to be fucktardery if it involves Man On Dog.

[quaoar]

23. It involves dredging the Delaware River

Santorum and other Pennsylvania officials claim they had a deal with New Jersey officials to dredge the river to 45 feet but that NJ had to wait until after the governor's election. After the election NJ folks balked at the project and now PA folks -- including Rendell -- are pissed. The article says that Rendell threatened to halt commuter train service between NJ and PA.

[Hello_Kitty]

24. Oh that's mature!

It's bad enough they are acting like spoiled brats but to use their positions to punish the people in both states is just indefensible.

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. "You're an idiot". "Oh yeah?" "You're a double idiot"

Grow up, children.

[belpejic]

17. Clean up the Santorum

I grew up In Pennsylvania, and I'm sure that the topic Ricky Man-on-Dog is discussing has some merit, but sheesh. What a piss-poor advocate. Does anyone seriously consider a word that comes out of that dog lover's mouth?

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. Could Ricky be Pat Robertson's love child? They certainly act alike.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

21. My sincere apologies, New Jersey...Boston...and all others offended

My Senator is an embarrassing wingnut idiot and forces us in PA to apologize for his lunacy.

Hopefully we can provide the ultimate apology by ousting his ass in Nov 06.

[dusmcj]

22. a washcloth would fix that

Just kidding...

It's the war between the states!!!! If yer not fer us, yer agin as.

General Rick "Lubenshit" Sanatorium has aligned himself with colleague Ted "Der OilFuehrer Unt Fuck Ze Darned Environment" Stevens of Alaska in a transcontinental bondage, excuse me, I mean bond in the Senate designed to inform all other state representatives that, in their words "if you don't give us what we want, don't come to us looking for a pipe and a BJ". While years of addiction to conservative crack (a particularly addictive metadrug involving always being ready for the "Raptcher") is known to have softened their minds to the consistency of tofu that's been stored, umm, a little too long, ya know, they still sally forth daily in the Senate demanding equal rights for all the panderers, buttspelunkers and other corrupt vermin who unfortunately are found in far too great a preponderance in the halls of power of this great land of ours.

Gen'l Lubenshit - warning: semi-disgusting raunch

[Free the Press]

26. um, NJ is leading the Northeast in the march to preserve Democracy.

InSanitorum correctly realizes this. Wishful thinking.

http://www.nj.com/news/gloucester/local/index.ssf?/base/news-2/1136366101317870.xml&coll=8 (full article)

[greiner3]

27. I can see MD maybe, but NJ? n/t

:sarcasm: