Top Ten George W. Bush New Year's Resolutions

[underpants]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2006/ls_topten_archive_20060102.shtml

10. Fewer decisions based on wild, drunken hunches

9. Have N.S.A. find out what really happened between Nick and Jessica

8. Stop using Situation Room monitors to play X-Box 360

7. More C-SPAN, less "Yes, Dear"

6. Team up with leading scientists to make Cheetos even cheesier

5. To capture and bring to justice King Kong

4. Beat the twins at beer pong

3. Respond to reporters questions with, "Bitch, don't go there"

2. Scale back on grueling 12-hour work week

1. "Who needs resolutons? Everythng is fine"

[Democrats_win]

1. LOL. Well if anyone knows cheesier it´s bush.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. #11....

Stop chasing his Vicodin with Everclear

[underpants]

4. Focus groups tending toward Captain Morgan

:beer:

[davidinalameda]

6. how about xanex and tequila

:bounce:

[diamondsndust]

3. LMAO! heres some more...

11.) Put the training wheels back on the bike
12.) Stay away from cedar trees.. they are baddddd baddddd trees!
13.) Finish 4th grade grammar lessons
14.) Quit smoking crack


:hippie: PEACE! it's not just for hippies anymore! :hippie:

[buff2]

5. LOL!

Number 2 is the BEST. :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: