President to give speech on Iraq before VFW.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

The White House just announced that he will talk about how well things are going, how well the elections went and explain the great plan he has for removing our troops.
He will answer critics who claim that staying the course is a road to disaster.

Translation and preview:
"9/11 caused us trouble. 9/11 means that we must finish the job in Iraq/ 9/11 changed the world. 9/11 was the first time we were attacked. 9/11 means that Saddam had to go. 9/11 means that Saddam bombed and tortured his own people. 9/11 means I have all power and congresscritters have none. And Jim, I heard exactly what you said to Susan. thought you ought to know. 9/11 blessings to you all."

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Maybe some members will walk out in protest.

[BrainRants]

2. "He will answer critics..."

"...who claim that staying the course is a road to disaster" with

"You're right!"

(Yeh, sure he will!)

edit: typo

[Vickers]

3. "Mr. President, Mr. President, which foreign war did YOU fight in?"

:shrug:

[Cooley Hurd]

4. I'm hoping this gent is in attendance:

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. BIngo! I hope they all do that.

[babylonsister]

6. LOL! I was just going to look for that image. I hope so, too! nt

[ChairmanAgnostic]

7. I think I'll print some up for myself.