Dope smoking Clinton hides behind US troops to avoid customs drug bust

[underpants]

http://www.comcast.net/news/politics/index.jsp?cat=POLITICS&fn=/2006/01/10/300877.html

Clinton was returning Monday night from Paris where he had met with French President Jacques Chirac to discuss plans for his charitable organization ;-) , the Clinton Foundation.



Clinton's private plane, a Falcon 900, was scheduled to land for fuel and to clear customs , but there was a "mechanical problem" ;-) as well, said Rebecca Hupp, airport manager. Airport administrators didn't know at the time of its arrival that Clinton was on board, she said.

There was smoke in the cockpit that became heavier as the plane was taxiing after landing, but no one was in danger, Clinton spokesman Jay Carson said Tuesday in New York. Another plane was brought in and Clinton left "about four hours later" (Uh-huh) for White Plains, N.Y.

[bluerum]

1. Treating a medical condition,,,,, eom

[deadmessengers]

2. Please tell me

...that you didn't hear some Repugnican actually SAY that. :wtf:

[underpants]

17. No

this is just me take on it

[amitten]

3. Doubtful. But...exactly how is this worse than being a drunk and

an ex-coke fiend? :shrug:

[Capn Sunshine]

23. don't forget fascist-enabling meat puppet

:nuke:

[diamondsndust]

4. I dont see where this article mentions

dope or a drug bust by Customs. Must be a freeper in disguise.

[Contrary1]

9. Hey there, welcome to DU

Love your Presidential Bum Kit, but it's lacking the half empty bottle of Dark Eyes.

[diamondsndust]

11. Thanks for the welcome...

I'm also glad you like the Presidential Bum Kit! ( http://www.offrampbums.com/bushbum.html ) I'll have to see about the half bottle of darkened eyes.. maybe catch some fish near the Nuke Plant?? I'm always looking for ideas and improvements!

[underpants]

15. Welcome from me too

:hi:

[diamondsndust]

22. Thank you...

I recant my "freeper in disguise" comment! You should have stated that it was a parody, some of us are slow! LMAO

:hippie: PEACE!! it's NOT just for hippies anymore! :hippie:

[Bluesplayer]

5. Alcoholic/cocaine abuser president bush

hides behind troops in order to avoid facing American people.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/06/images/20050628-7_f1g5232-515h.html

[necso]

6. Sounds about right. /nt

[wakeme2008]

7. LOL

Clinton had some fun when Army Spc. Joshua Ruschenberg used a cell phone provided by troop greeters to call his sister-in-law, Shancy Garrison, in North Carolina. He handed over the phone to the former commander in chief.

"Hi, Shancy, it's Bill Clinton," the former president said into the phone.

Can you see Bush or Dickie even getting out of their planes to meet the unloyality tested troops .

[firefox]

8. Smoke came from mechanical failure of plane

The article does not mention laughing grass and attributes the smoke to the problems of the plane that required him to get a new plane.

[underpants]

14. SURE it does

Read between the (ahem) LINES

Sorry this is my attempt at replicating RW radio

[Delphinus]

27. OH, man!

I thought you were saying there really was some mary jane on the plane! :rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Umm....am at a loss as to why subject of this thread

is about Clinton smoking pot, and more. I don't understand the need for this inference, and if it's supposed to be just a joke, it's a strange one :shrug: Seems like more of a put-down on Clinton than a joke.

I read the article. Nothing in it even suggests what the thread subject suggests...

[underpants]

12. My Fox News spin on it

:sarcasm: <---Please apply to my original post

[diamondsndust]

16. WHEW! ok then...

I'll take back my "freeper in disguise" remark

[Whoa_Nelly]

26. Thanks!

:pals: Appreciate it :hi:

[MADem]

13. It's massive irony, is all

If Clinton rushed into the street to push a toddler out of the path of an eighteen wheeler, the right wing loonies would tout it as "Clinton shoves baby into hard pavement."

It doesn't matter what he does, he's their favorite whipping boy.

[mourningdove92]

18. Hey Underpants, Great impersonation of Limpballs there!

:rofl:

[underpants]

19. DING!

That is exactly what I was going for there. :thumbsup:

[OneTwentyoNine]

20. Or Sean Insanity.....n/t

[corporatemedia]

21. OK, OK, but the big question is still, "Did he inhale?" eom

[rman]

25. Of course not. He held his breath for four hours.

[wakeme2008]

24. Calling all Mods.... whose turn was to keep underpants in the Lounge

:rofl: :hi: :rofl:

[The Magistrate]

28. We Keep Underpants In The Lounge, Sir?

That is news to me. Are scarves and gloves and umbrellas in stock as well?

"You don't gotta go home but you can't sleep here."

"LET'S GO GET THOSE BUSH BASTARDS!"