Zhirinovsky tells Pravda that Condi has sexual problems

[quaoar]

This interview in Pravda by fascist Russian lunatic Vladimir Zhirinovsky -- he wants to forcibly reacquire Alaska and suggested shooting all the birds to eliminate bird flu -- got picked up by the NY Daily News and is now getting play on a few right-wing blogs as a "liberal" attack on Condi -- probably because Zhirinovsky's party has the word "liberal" in it.

http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/88/354/16724_Condoleezza.html

"Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.

"Such women are very rough. They are all workaholics, public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: "Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she is!

"This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female. She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale. She needs to be on top of the world.

< snip >

"Complex-prone women are especially dangerous. They are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke hatred and irritation with everyone. Everybody tries to part with such women as soon as possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

< snip >

"Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age. This is a complex. She needs to return to her university and teach students there. She could also deal with psychological analysis.

[ima_sinnic]

1. speaking of "psychological analysis," this guy has ISSUES (nt)

[bloom]

21. that's what I was thinking n/t

[asthmaticeog]

2. Holy cats, Vladimir Zhirinovsky's still around?

That man is one *entertaining* lunatic, I'll grant him that much. Haven't heard word one about that psycho in YEARS.

[ContraBass Black]

10. I was going to say that too.

When I was little, I thought he would nuke D.C.

[izzie]

3. Back to the Middle Ages.

Since women make men have such odd feeling they must be evil and controlled.

[boobooday]

4. Sir, back to your magazines and VHS tapes, sir.

Sounds like he got a little too turned on by Condi. Was she wearing her Matrix outfit again?

[quaoar]

13. LOL

I think you may have something there. he probably fantasizes about being dominated by a powerful imperialist woman.

[applegrove]

5. Her actions speak. Not her marital status. This is adolescent. And

untrue.

[tularetom]

6. God what a friggin LOON

Admit it though you chortled when you read this - I did anyway.

[cliss]

7. I only have 1 complaint about his "analysis"

Mr. Zhirinovsky claims that Condiment Rice is a "workaholic", "public workaholic".

The problem is, where is the work product? I will always remember CondaLiar's statement, "Who could have guessed they would use airplanes as missiles?" And, "If we had known they would use the planes, we would have done something".

This woman is absolutely, totally incompetent. That's only scratching the surface. She is a mannequin, a blow-up doll, short and sweet. It's incredible our country has not been blown to bits with her at the helm.

[fudge stripe cookays]

9. Only parts of it.

Give her time. She'll let them finish the job.

[dusmcj]

8. old-country bumpkin.

women are for fucking and working, men are for drinking vodka and making war. After the woman are fucked and worked enough, they turn into babkas, which is why we have so many of them here at home.

Thanks for reinforcing stereotypes, you right-win imbecile.

[dogman]

11. Somebody should remake "All in the Family" for Russian TV.

Sounds like they are ready for it.

[meow2u3]

19. Forget Russian TV: we need a remake of "All in the Family" right here

Only with Southern repukes instead of a working-class NY family.

[Missy Vixen]

12. You know, I really don't like Condoleeza Rice

but this is over the top:

>Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied.<

NIIIIIIIIIICE.

Should this guy be allowed out in public without a minder?

Julie
wondering if there is a Mrs. Zhirinovsky

edited to double check spelling -- I think it's still wrong :eyes:

[CBHagman]

20. I was going to call Zhirinovsky a pig, but...

...I understand pigs are intelligent creatures, and of course they don't give interviews. :-)

As to your question...

"Should this guy be allowed out in public without a minder?"

No.

[leesa]

14. Too funny...I hope they take her for a spin in the barracks on her next

trip there. Can't think of a criminal who deserves it more.

[thinkingwoman]

15. what a schmuck

Yo, Zhirinovsky, STFU and Sit Your Ass Down.

I don't like her either, but she doesn't have to have a man to be somebody.

Oh, and that idea about retaking Alaska? Bring.It.ON.

[KingFlorez]

16. Serves her right

I know he's an idiot, but I really thinks this serves her right. This is just on fascist attacking another one.

[Catrina]

17. Exactly!! It takes one to know one. I don't know who this guy is

but he's just saying what most people on the planet think of her as she swaggers around the globe threatenting people, acting all macho! What a sickening woman. I know she thinks she's impressive, that's what's so sad about it. She's probably hated and despised almost as much as her 'husband'.

And that guy is WRONG, she does have a 'man'. Although I always have a problem calling Bush a 'man'. His obviously delayed emotional growth, and his embarrassingly stupid and childish attempts to act like a tough guy, make it very difficult to call him a man.

Condi is an insult to the world, but mostly to the people of NO whose deadly plight she ignored while she shopped and partied. She's a vile woman ~ no humanity at all.

[meow2u3]

18. That guy is a sexist shmuck

Condasleeza being a rotten excuse for a human being has nothing to do with her age and marital status. What's his excuse for being a sexist asshole?

[SONUVABUSH]

22. Condy seen...

buying cucumbers every week at the grocery store.