What is our plan for safety when bush starts some more wars...

[butterfly77]

We know bush and cheney and the crew have their bunkers all prepared and fortified for safety. What is the plan for the rest of americans?

[jaxx]

1. We know we can't run for the borders.......

because they'll have built a goddam wall to keep us in!

[NYC]

2. Duct tape.

Saves you from everything. Or at least wraps the elbow pipe under the sink until you get around to replacing it.

[savemefromdumbya]

3. or duck tape

will duck tape save us from bird flu? my little neice said

[NYC]

4. Good thing Tom Ridge is gone,

or he would be spreading your niece's advice. (I'll keep it in mind if the flu spreads.) :)

[butterfly77]

8. I guess those wiretapps will protect us...

I feel so protected. :sarcasm:

[NanceGreggs]

5. You just gave me an idea ...

... for a VERY, VERY, VERY BLACK COMEDY.

BU$HCO invades Iran, starts WW III, world-wide nuclear holocaust - and the only survivors are the Bunker Buddies - Bush, Cheney, Condi, Rummy, et al.

Imagine the in-fighting, the bickering, when they realize they now have to grow their own food, make their own clothes, fetch-and-carry for themselves - kind of a Gilligan's Island, but without any NICE people.

Condi would be searching through the rubble every day, trying to find the PERFECT shoes, while Bush struts around in a discarded Miss America crown, proclaiming himself 'King of All He Surveys'.


Working title: "Survivin' Is Hard Work!"

[niyad]

6. monty python would be SO proud!!

[NanceGreggs]

7. Thanks, niyad ...

... that is high praise indeed!