I've been trying to compose good bumper stickers

[GOPFighter]

Here's what I've come up with so far:

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Iraq: What did you expect from a war run by draft dodgers??

Republicans: The only thing they do well is FAIL! Osama, Iraq, Katrina, jobs, Medicare, the economy? Failures!

Republicans: Making Democrats look mighty good again.

Republicans torture prisoners, break laws, lie, sell their votes, screw the poor, and do it in the name of God!

Republicans: NOW we know why people voted Democratic for 40 years!

Republicans: Remember the slick frat guys in college who bought term papers and shared test questions? Yeah, that's them.

Republicans: Trying to run the country without the owners manual (the Constitution).

Republicans: the poorer you are the tougher the punishment.

Republicans disprove intelligent design!

Republicans: They hate us for our freedoms so we must give up our freedoms to stay free.

Republicans: Remember the rich kids who were too important to go to Vietnam? Yeah, that's them.

Republicans: Have you noticed how fast they dropped their ldemand for term limits?

Republicans: Small government for the poor; massive government handouts for corporations.

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I'm sure you all can come up with more good ones (or make these even better!)

[seemunkee]

1. Old favorite

Vote Republican, its easier than thinking

[yellowdogmi]

2. I am not that creative today

Some of these are really good.

Iraq: What did you expect from a war run by draft dodgers??

[DuaneBidoux]

14. good but too long.

[LiberalEsto]

3. Republicans Support Welfare for CEOs

The GOP Bails Out Corporations but Not Flood Victims

[diamondsndust]

4. Try this one.....

:hippie: PEACE! It's not just for hippies anymore! :hippie:

[babylonsister]

5. Here's two clever ones I read on DU:

Found on a big, dirty truck in TX; blazing patriotic background, and it says, "I'm about tired of this son-of-a-bitch."

The other one said: "GWB: Like a rock, only dumber."

[DuaneBidoux]

15. Is it 2008 yet? Oh Pleeeeze!

[driver8]

22. Oh man...those are great! I would love to get the sticker that says

"I'm about tired of this son of a bitch."

[TallahasseeGrannie]

6. Reelect President Gore in 08

[dhstraayer]

7. Put her back in the White House (no... not Hillary. Caroline!)

[sarge43]

8. Draft Jenna

Bush: Like a rock and just as dumb.

(Oldie, but goldie) War's good for business. Invest your kid.

If it's a noble cause, why haven't any Bush kids signed up?

Got perscription? Got fuel oil?

[Nitrogenica]

9. This one's my favorite.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

11. HA!!!

Damn. That photo is really something. He looks like some of the nursing-home patients I used to make music for in college.

The difference, of course, is that many of them, despite their dementia, were still possessed of a beautiful soul.

He's just a mean old drunk.

[LiberalEsto]

10. one more

Are you better off now than you were during Monicagate?

[DuaneBidoux]

16. The good old days: Monica went down and stocks went up

[pretzel4gore]

12. 43 + 911= $666!

make em think....
:)

[DuaneBidoux]

13. Just a word: keep it funny and non-caustic and it will have more impact!

[Missy Vixen]

17. My all-time favorite

"The road to Hell is paved with Republicans".

Julie

[sendero]

18. Mine:

MEpublicans: they don't care about America, they care about themselves.

W: Footprint of the American Dumbass

[Catchawave]

19. My DU favorite so far:

and most appropriate for 2006:

"Had Enough? Vote Democratic."

[blm]

20. GOP - Party of Robber Barons and Chickenhawks

Why Stop at Jesus? Let's Kill ALL Liberals

[The Sushi Bandit]

21. Spay/Nuter a Republican Today!

[geiger]

23. MORE GORE

[kentuck]

24. If you want to live like a Republican - vote Democratic!

is a good one from Truman, I believe?

[Amonester]

25. Can't afford heating?

It's Bush's fault.

[ginnyinWI]

26. here's the one I want:

"FREEDOM, NOT FEAR."

[radfringe]

27. clean house

http://www.cafepress.com/radicalfringe.23559339

[HuskerDU]

28. Impeach King Anti-Midas!

Bush and Cheaney- Making enemies faster than they can kill them!

[HuskerDU]

29. Here's one for redstaters:

Will the 2nd Ammendment be next?

[AngryAmish]

30. Bush Is Hitler

[HuskerDU]

31. Not polished yet but how about:

Combat Vets Smeared, Draft Dodgers Cheered (America Under Bush)