GOP asses in a sling? Solution: Roll out the Osama tape....

[Postman]

If it weren't for Punxsutawney Osama, who would a thought slick Dick Cheney were still alive?

Whenever Osama pops up out of his cave, Cheney pops up out of his own.

This Osama tape stuff is way to coincidental for bailing out Republican asses from the headlines anymore.

Wasn't there a documentary produced by a couple of college kids that invoked voice reproduction technology being used during 9/11?

Hell, if Hollywood can splice Forest Gump with historical footage, why can't our much vaunted intelligence apparatus reproduce Osama's voice on cue?

[shoelace414]

1. the administration used to tell US news orginizations

"don't broadcast anything OBL records"... and now it takes 4 hours for the CIA to say "yep, it's him, send it out to everyone"

[wtmusic]

2. That means 6 more weeks of war

years? decades? :shrug:

[Postman]

3. I found it. Voice Morphing Technology....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/dotmil/arkin020199.htm

When Seeing and Hearing Isn't Believing

"Gentlemen! We have called you together to inform you that we are going to overthrow the United States government." So begins a statement being delivered by Gen. Carl W. Steiner, former Commander-in-chief, U.S. Special Operations Command.

At least the voice sounds amazingly like him.

But it is not Steiner. It is the result of voice "morphing" technology developed at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico

[PATRICK]

4. Cheney's I-POD

It isn't the first time when Dick revved up the engine to deliver out. The shenanigans since Cheney began his tour are fairly noteworthy for a Coincidence Theorist like myself.

Let me explain Coincidence Theory. Adding 1 + 1 = 2 is a favorite staple of Conspiracy Theorists who wonder why no one allows them to use math like anyone else. Coincidence Theory removes the offending subjectivity that interferes with reality and leaves this perception: 1 1 . No plus, no equal. No 2. This theory removes all relationships and piles up things that just are there. It is just a coincidence for example, that Cheney is a human being and not what he actually is, a temporary organization of atoms and energy, like Osama(or Osama's corpse). The atoms and energy flying around purporting to be communication from these two gentlemen are not really related to them nor are they related to each other. So the CIA authenticating the voice of Osama is a stretch, closer to Conspiracy Theory than Coincidence. And lo, if you add the hullabaloo of multiplied words concerning the tape to the interpretations, you definitely get that conspiracy feel.

Whereas with Bush "Osama who?" one approaches the pure nirvana of Coincidence- and hence no visible responsibility for anything other than his own atoms- if even that.

[Village Idiot]

5. Goldstein alive and well in Iraq...I mean "Eurasia."

Or was it "Oceania?"