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greiner3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 04:47 PM
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Former President George W. Bush Dead at 72;
I was googling, mightily keen on a certain outcome, when what did appear? Sorry it's only a gag, but I find it's good reading regardless!

Obituaries

Policy Review, October 5, 2018--George W. Bush, the 43rd president of the United States, died today at Methodist Hospital in Houston, Texas. He was 72. The cause of death was announced as heart failure.

Mr. Bush's always controversial presidency left behind a changed nation and a changed world. Taking office in 2001 after a disputed election settled only by a 5-4 decision by a bitterly divided Supreme Court, and decisively reelected in 2004, President Bush led the United States into four wars, oversaw the dismantling of Social Security and Medicare, and enforced a drastic shrinking of elementary, secondary, and collegiate education. He spearheaded the transformation of President Bill Clinton's budget surpluses of 1999 and 2000 into permanent deficits of more than a trillion dollars a year, thus profoundly reducing the amount of capital available to address the needs of the vast majority of citizens and inhibiting the creation of new jobs with any promise of advancement or financial security, while at the same time pursuing tax reductions that increased the differences between the income and assets of, in his own terminology, "owners" and "pre-owners" of "the American ownership society" to extremes almost beyond measure. When he left office, taxation of personal and corporate incomes, while still legally extant, had been effectively replaced by a new payroll tax, so that almost all investment, inheritance, and interest income was left tax-free. "Those with the greatest stake in America," President Bush often said throughout his second term, "have the greatest stake in defending it. Thus we as a nation must do all that we can to ensure that the commitment of those with the greatest stake to the rest of us, a commitment on which our freedom and security rests, only grows greater."

Adding to Mr. Bush's statutory and administrative economic policies were a series of decisions by the "Bush Court," as the Supreme Court was known after 2005, when in that year Mr. Bush replaced three retiring members with very conservative justices (a fourth was replaced in 2006), depriving government regulation of corporations and the environment of any legal basis--decisions which many analysts considered more significant than the repudiation by the Bush Court of previous decisions upholding a woman's right to privacy in the matter of abortion and certain applications of affirmative action. Even with the Bush Court seated, however, the Republican-controlled Congress that Mr. Bush enjoyed throughout his presidency repeatedly passed legislation removing issue after issue from the purview of the state and federal courts, including questions of freedom of speech, freedom of the press, the right to assemble, and the right to trial by jury. Despite these prohibitions of judicial review, the government, under Mr. Bush, did not press for any legislation curtailing what had previously been referred to as "First Amendment freedoms," but simply refrained from challenging such legislation passed by many states, rather filing supportive briefs before the Supreme Court when such measures were contested. Ultimately the reversal of the series of 20th-century Supreme Court decisions subjecting the states to the Bill of Rights, long-sought by certain conservatives, was achieved not de jure but de facto. "The press is legally free," the former New York Times columnist Frank Rich put it in 2007, writing in his online journal Thatsrichbrother.com. "It merely refrains from practicing freedom." Some said the same of the nation as a whole; others said the country was freer than it had ever been.

Mr. Bush was born in New Haven, Connecticut, on July 6, 1946, and raised in Houston and Midland, Texas, where his father, the former President George H. W. Bush, began his careers in oil and politics. Mr. Bush attended Andover Academy and graduated from Yale University in 1968. During the Vietnam War he was a member of the Texas Air National Guard, known at the time as a safe haven from combat duty; whether Mr. Bush did in fact fulfill his military obligations became a subject of dispute during his second election campaign. In 1975 Mr. Bush graduated from Harvard Business School and began careers in oil and politics in Texas; neither flourished. Though he married the former Laura Welch in 1977 and fathered twin daughters Jenna (named for Mrs. Bush's mother) and Barbara (named for Mr. Bush's mother) in 1981, Mr. Bush's life through his early 40s was characterized by business failures, accusations of insider trading, reports of silent bailouts, and self-confessed "drinking." (Mr. Bush claimed to have renounced drinking--the word alcoholism was never used--the day after his 40th birthday, as the result of divine intervention and an act of will.) He became a public figure in 1989 when, through a questioned investment, he became part of the consortium that bought the Texas Rangers baseball franchise; his title as managing partner produced an impression of competence and good humor. In 1994 Mr. Bush ran for governor of Texas and proved himself a first-rate campaigner. When he was elected, Texas was a bipartisan state; as Mr. Bush's advisor Karl Rove once said, "He charmed Democrats into riding on his strong back as he forded the river of discord." When Mr. Bush left office as president, the Texas government was all Republican.

http://www.citypages.com/databank/25/1248/article12626.asp

It goes on for several more paragraphs. Enjoy! I did!
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 05:01 PM
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1. Facts are stranger than fiction..........
unfortunately bush is ALL too real.
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nofoil Donating Member (167 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 09:59 PM
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10. Would be even better
If the article read, "George W. Bush was the first American President to be impeached and dismissed from office. He spent the remainder of his days on a small island off the coast of Greenland, where he had been exiled alongside the Fox News Team. While he did eventually loose all his toes and one eye to frostbite, he was still able to eke out a living chipping ice so that slushies could be made for incoming cruise ships."
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O.M.B.inOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 06:55 PM
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18. LOL!
He died in an attempt to club harp seal pups, a jobs he described as "hard work" when the thinning polar ice gave way beneath his feet.... There will be no burial for the disgraced "idiot usurper" because demons appeared and carried him, body and corrupt soul, through a fiery portal and into the deepest pits of the Inferno. One eyewitness recalls, "Damned if I didn't hear Cheney's voice from that hellmouth, saying 'We've been waiting for you, Georgie!'"
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nofoil Donating Member (167 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 07:01 PM
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19. Good one!
Especially the last line. :-)
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leftupnorth Donating Member (657 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 05:18 PM
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2. I pray that I live to see this day
I would love to piss on his grave, that sonofabitch. And given enough time, I may even give him a big ol' butt brownie, too.

So it is written, so shall it be done


:evilgrin:
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 07:25 PM
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3. I will personally be surprised if he makes
it to the end of his term. There's a lot of pissed folks out there.

I hope not, because that's no way to solve our problems.
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MaineDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 07:47 PM
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4. Creepy
I detest the man but this freaks me out.
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radio4progressives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 07:49 PM
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5. Well, if Bush can Purge Voter Registration Rolls of Future Felons...
then, he deserves a pre-humus obit!

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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 08:52 PM
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6. OT, I like your sig line.
It reminds me of something. ;)

On topic, that was creepy. I hope his real obit is far harsher, describing the evil sociopath he truly is.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 08:55 PM
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7. it was horrible and chilling until this line
in 2008 Mr. Bush announced his candidacy for a third term. He was overwhelmingly defeated that November by former President Bill Clinton.

:rofl:
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 07:57 PM
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22. You're kidding of course?
The freepers are fainting over this one, it is indeed a gasser.
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 09:14 PM
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8. Hopefully this will end a lot differently than was written
He must pay for his crimes...







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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 11:17 AM
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15. Geez-o-man, that's one hell of an f-ed up bumper sticker!
Rape and then kill folks? Thanks, but no thanks.
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 06:44 PM
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17. Ahh, the shock value of a little jpeg....
Actually tho, if conditions got sooo bad between the classes in this country, that would be the rallying cry of the lower classes.


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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 07:03 PM
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20. When I lived in Chicago's Lincoln Park area in the early 80's,
and there was on-going gentrification taking place, someone had spray-painted "eat the rich" on a prominent brick wall. The owners of the building kept that graffiti up for over a year.
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FULL_METAL_HAT Donating Member (673 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 09:20 PM
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9. "He is survived by his parents."
The author ends with one last kick!

What a crazy world in 2006 -- 2018 is sure to make today look tame.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 10:51 PM
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11. "Died of complications from life-long alcoholism."
Seriously, what do you think ** is going to do when his term is up? Go back to being a "businessman"? *HAA!* He'll go back to being a full-time alcoholic.
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Seedersandleechers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 11:08 PM
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12. I still can't believe he graduated from Harvard Business School
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patricia92243 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 11:28 AM
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16. There have been scandles about cheating at the verious "Ivy League"
colleges.
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PerceptionManagement Donating Member (226 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-21-06 11:23 PM
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13. This blows a pet theory of mine...
"The cause of death was announced as heart failure."
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SupplyConcerns Donating Member (305 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 01:31 AM
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14. It could be a glowing obituary
If his side wins, is still in power, and rewrites history. Imagine FoxNews - the History text! It very well might happen. Just saying.
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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 07:43 PM
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21. Decisively Re-elected?!?! I demand a re-write!
Decisively stole his second term - :grr: :grr: :grr:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 07:58 PM
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23. Well except that it seems unlikely he would die of heart failure.
Bush is a health nut and at it was interesting to note during the 2004 elections that both he and John Kerry were both active athletes in excellent health for men in their late middle age. Kerry sails, skis, skates, plays hockey, flies planes, rides motorcycles, and bikes that I know of and has always been an athlete his whole life. Kerry it is interesting to note still maintains a valid commercial pilot's license which requires annual physical exams by an FAA approved Aviation Medical Examiner (doctor).

Bush, did not always live well as we all know but it seems clear in the last 20 years he has become an endorfin junkie and gets his high these days running. In particular Bush is an avid runner and biker who is in particularly good cardiovascular shape so unless something changes drastically and he starts eating a lot at McDonalds, I think this (heart failure) is not going to happen.

The next most likely cause of death in America for older people, besides heart attack and stroke which both seem unlikely in Bush's case, is cancer.

Doug D.
Orlando, FL

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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-22-06 08:06 PM
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24. This was a little confusing by the way but OK...
I wasn't sure if you meant George H.W. Bush but then I said well the age is too young so I was very sure you didn't mean Jr. since it's way too old (72) for him and he's in such good cardio health..

Doug D.
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