That's it! The Straw that Broke the Donkey's Back

[corkhead]

Alito's pending confirmation means that I will be quitting the DemoRATS and DU and I am going to join the winning team of Republicans support our Great, Godly President, and post on the Free Republic from now on.

Why root for the Washington Generals when you can be a part of the Globetrotters?

I'm trading Randi in for Rush. Who wants to be with a bunch of losers.

Why paddle upstream when I can go with the flow and blend in?

I'm male, *I* don't need any abortions anyway. I'm not Arabic so spying on the bad guys is ok by me.

The Supreme Court will be able to suspend the electoral process so my Godly President will be able to keep me safer from evildoers for years to come.


Any suggestions on which Church I should join?



Farewell DUers!

[Javaman]

1. Knock yourself out, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Freep.

[corkhead]

9. Judging by your tone, you would probably fit in,

come join the winning team

[orleans]

22. oh, too funny. thanks for the first laugh in a couple days! n/t

[quinnox]

2. Great post

Love the satire

[KamaAina]

3. Landover Baptist?

Any suggestions on which Church I should join?

I know just the place for a satirically-minded soul such as yourself...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org

O8)

[sinkingfeeling]

4. Bye.

[SteppingRazor]

5. YOU DAMNED DIRTY FREEPER!!!

GET OUT! GET OUT, DAMN YOU!!!!

CORKHEAD IS DEAD TO ME!!!!


On edit: Here's a link to help you on your way: http://www.thefrown.com/frowners/becomerepublican.swf

[corkhead]

12. that link and my chest cold has me laughing and coughing

so hard I might wet myself

Thanks for helping me with my options.

[LiberalAndProud]

6. which church?

A Quaker like President Nixon.
That is if they still let Quakers join the Republican party

[corkhead]

11. The problem is that I don't like oatmeal though

and that would be a HUGH problem.

[LiberalAndProud]

13. that is a HUGH problem

That leaves only the

Church Of the
Bush Family Evangelical Empire


or I think that's what the BFEE stands for.

[Gronk Groks]

17. I thought it was for Bush Family's Evil Empire???

...and if not ,why not?

As for a church; any Hell-Fire and Brimstone, paranoid, gun-toting, militia-based, born-again, Evangelical, personality cult should do the trick.

Don't laugh, those wacko's are really out there...

(Advance apologies to any REAL Christians: the "love thy neighbor" types)

[LiberalAndProud]

18. Oh...

EVIL Empire ... my mistake.


:chuckle:

[NoPasaran]

21. You wouldn't necessarily have to eat oatmeal

You could be one of the guys who shoots Quaker Oats from guns!

[Warpy]

7. The big one with the stage and the orchestra pit

and the banks of lights and all the TV cameras and nary a cross in sight, of course. As long as it seats at least 2,000 and has no religious decoration at all, that's your church.

[babylonsister]

14. And don't forget the tithing plates! nt

[kentuck]

8. The Mormons are up and coming...

We may even have one run for president, Mitt Romney. Of course, we have Orrin Hatch, a leader in your new Party.

[leftstreet]

10. ROFL!

[driver8]

15. Before you leave, please remove your "London Calling" avatar..

if you are a freeper, you have to start listening to Charlie Daniels, Britney Spears, and Hilary Duff.

Hasta La Vista!!

[corkhead]

16. Yes, thanks for reminding me

I had already decided on Toby Keith for my new avatar

[old blue]

19. self delete

[Gemini Cat]

20. LOL!