John McCain having trouble selling his mansion

[Egalitariat]

It's his wife's. I want to be a US Senator. They must have a program where, if you aren't already rich when you get there, they hook you up with a rich woman to marry. After all, Senators have to live the good life.

Edited to include link : http://upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060126-040731-5248r

[Dr.Phool]

1. Maybe Charles Keating can give him a deal on a home equity loan!

Ya think?

[LiberalinNC]

2. Tough shit!! People are losing their jobs everyday and worried about

feeding their families - he can "shove" his mansion where the sun don't shine!

[Fridays Child]

3. Hey, I know what he can do with his mansion...

Up yours, McCain.

[FreedomAngel82]

4. Well gee I wonder why

[Zambero]

5. Oh, the agony of equity

He might try pricing it at the fair market value. The Republican greed instinct reminds me of the monkey and the coconut story. A hollowed out coconut is has a hole cut in it just big enough for a monkey's hand to fit in. When the coconut is filled with yummy fruit, the monkey reaches in and grabs as much fruit as he can get hold of, only now he can't get his hand out. Said monkey won't let go and consider reaching in for a smaller amount of the fruit. He'll just keep his clenched fist on all that fruit til hell freezes over. McCain, stop being a monkey for Christsake!

[mcscajun]

6. Awwww. Fuck him. Let the orchestra tune up now.

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[NewJeffCT]

8. My sentiments exactly when I saw the subject line

cry me a river, Johnny.

I'll pay you $40 grand for it.

[tyedyeto]

7. His wife bought a car at the Barrett-Jackson auction........

this past weekend. A Fiat surrey with the pink fringe on top, if I recall.