some thursday humor . . .

[ellenfl]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

I went to Wal-Mart the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, Buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued
writing the ticket.

I called him a pig. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I
called him a worse name.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "BUSH FOR PRESIDENT" bumper sticker on
it.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

ellen fl

[rsmith6621]

1. Thanks For The Laugh

I have nominated the piece for the greatest....

[applegrove]

2. I don't think that is funny.

[Mythsaje]

3. Now that's just evil...

Funny, but evil. :evilgrin: