JAWS/Abramoff - "Just Keep Kicking" ***PhotoShop***

[hoffmanmotors]

There is a scene in “Jaws” in which Captain Quint (Robert Shaw) gets the attention of the Amity Island town meeting by raking his fingernails across a blackboard before demanding $10,000 to catch the shark. It was an outrageous way to grab their attention, but it worked. There are two ways to look at the Captain Quint character – either he’s a salty resourceful man of the sea who demands our grudging respect, or he’s shark meat.

Unfortunately, I think, our Democratic “leadership” would choose to think of him as the latter. Democrats in Washington look as if they are always biding their time, searching for a strategy; they seem forever to be wondering if it’s safe to go back into the water. They presumably approach all issue with a focus group poll in one hand and their d**k in the other. The Democratic “leadership” gives the impression that they are too paralyzed to step forward, and when someone in the ranks does, the rest appear to search for ways to distance themselves from the controversy.

A few months ago John Murtha, the top House Democrat on military spending, stunned Washington by calling for a withdrawal of troops from Iraq. When Murtha announced that our policy in Iraq was a failure and that we should immediately begin to develop a strategy for withdrawal, his Democratic colleagues mostly ran for cover. Even some who had praised him just after his announcement were parsing their words more carefully later on in the day.

Now, the Republicans have handed the Democrats one of the sweetest scandals in American history. Jack Abramoff, Republican "superlobbyist", is the central figure in a web of corruption within the U.S. Republican Party, which will likely be the most far-reaching in recent memory. This Abramoff deal could make Watergate look like a trip down to the pond…chasing bluegills and tommycocks.

It is likely that Abramoff‘s cooperation with Federal prosecutors will lead to indictments of numerous Republican lawmakers, staffers, lobbyists, and operatives. This is not the time for Democrats to cut bait – now is the time to ram the compressed air bottle down their gasping throats. The Democrats can not afford to be timid; it’s time to metaphorically rake those fingernails across the blackboard.

*** EXTRA CREDIT IF YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS A QUOTE FROM JAWS - BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN NAME ALL THE DOOMED REPUBLICAN FACES ON THE POSTER ***

The Blue Republic

[NanceGreggs]

1. Line for prosecutors/investigators of GOPers re Abramoff:

"The taxidermy man is gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!"

[oldtime dfl_er]

2. Love it!

is that Cheney or Novak to the left of Dubya?

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/1161236

[hoffmanmotors]

4. That bald head belongs to....

Cheney ;)

[Quakerfriend]

3. "Yes, sir. He's a smart, big fish." This fish'll swallow you

whole. -A little salt and pepper, and down you go!"

(Only now, I'de love to hear somone saying this to Abramhoff, with Fitzy playing the part of the shark!!)

[chat_noir]

5. more quotes

(Hooper) Fascinating. Want a pretzel?

(Brody) Smile you son of a bitch.

(Ellen Brody) Wanna get drunk and fool around?

(Hooper singing) Show me the way to go home / I'm tired and I want to go to bed

[The Donkey]

6. I see J.D. Hayworth,

but is that Grover Norquist that Ralph Reed's drowning?

[hoffmanmotors]

7. That's pretty good...

Didn't think anybody would get that. And as for J.D. - I had to make his head smaller to fit him on the picture.

[The Donkey]

9. Whoops, almost forgot to add my JAWS quote . . .

Edited for the occasion . . .

The thing about an Abramoff, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.

[wicket]

8. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's great! :thumbsup: :rofl:

[Ready4Change]

10. Fitzgerald as Quint

Fitzgerald: "Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this Administration for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy... Corrupt cabal. It's not like going down to the reflecting pool chasin' blowjobs or check scandals. These Neocons - swallow ya hole. L'il spinnin', l'il framerizin', down ya go. Now we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back the citizens, that'll restore their faith in their representation. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my integrity a lot more than a little personal fame! I'll fine them a little first, but I'll catch them... and jail him... because that's my job! Now you gotta make up your minds. Gonna support me and clean all this up? Or ya wanna play it safe, be on lobbiest teat for the rest of your careers? I don't want no volunteers; I don't want no mates. There's too many captains on this island. Let me do my job in my own way. For that you get the Bush, the Cheney, the whole damn Neocon Gang."

Ah, if only...

[hoffmanmotors]

11. You've got city boy hands, Abramoff...

You been countin' money all your life