Hey Rush, I know you watch this site. In case no one else asks you today:

[TheCowsCameHome]

How does it feel to be the biggest a**hole on the face of the earth?

The competition is tough with so many to pick from on your side, but you're still #1.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

1. Yeah, Rush . . .

. . . hey, I hear you're gonna get ya a statue set up in your hometown. Isn't that precious?

When I'm a geezer, (shortly) I'm gonna drive down there and pay some high-schoolers to paint a teenie-weenie little pecker on your bronze likeness.

Fuck you!

You spew lies--you destroy the truth and all that is good. The Founding Fathers would have run your sorry ass out of town on a rail. You're mouth is a fountain of cess.

And fuck your statue.

[havocmom]

2. A statue? With or without draft dodger cyst?

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. With cyst.

Personally I can't envision there being enough bronze on the planet to cast that miserable mofo's giant gut.

I hate him as much as Bushco. The damage he has done . . . and he's from my state, too--what an embarrassment.

Oh well, we produced Mark Twain . . . and HE would've had a field day skewering Rush Limpballs.

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. His cyst starts at the shoulder line and goes up from there.

[hatrack]

4. I hope it's coated the way bronze statues tend to be these days

That way it'll never get that aged verdigris look, but will from here until eternity display the brown color that represents the SHIT that Rush is.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. You're right . . .

. . . verdigris would give him an air of legitamacy.

Plain ole brown for you, Oxy-Boy.