Caption Dick and Rice ---pix->>>

[Stephanie]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060127/480/dcev10901271740

[XNASA]

1. Cheney to Condi: "Who are you again?"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. "This is where my heart would go, if I had one."

"Tee hee hee...oh, MISTER VICE PRESIDENT..."

:evilgrin:

[leftchick]

3. really condi? I can touch it?

:P

[Patchuli]

9. Touch what?

Doesn't look like Condi has much to touch! See, you can have money enough for $4k shoes but if you don't get a good fitting bra, voila! You can still look like $hit.

heheee MEOOOWWWW!

[underpants]

4. Dick:"Let me get this straight, you can eat corn on the cob THROUGH

a picket fence with those choppers?"

[Catshrink]

17. OMG!

:rofl:

[thefool_wa]

24. BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!

Whoa, tasteless and offensive.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[lpbk2713]

5. No. It's your turn.

I watched him yesterday.

[Ready4Change]

6. "He actually thinks HE is President." "It's so cute."

Cheney and Rice, discussing Dubya.

[underpants]

7. Okay don't look but we are going to heist that picture next

Condi:WOw sir you guys are really cleaning this place out

Dick:Sure might as well our friends bought all this stuff

[underpants]

8. Next week Lindsey Graham is going to clean that clock over there

[Sugar Smack]

10. Dick: "Pull my finger."

Condi: "Can't. I have both thumbs up my ass."

[Chiyo-chichi]

18. Bwahahaha.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[LoKnLoD]

11. You keeping Georgie happy Condi?

That's a good girl....

[The Animator]

12. Hey Condi, my tits are bigger than yours.

[harlinchi]

15. A winner! That was good. n/t

[The Sleeper]

13. So...

"I hear he really likes those prostate massages you've been giving him."

"Just doing my duty, Mr. Vice President. Just doing my duty...."

[bvar22]

14. Uh, girl....

after you finish cleaning the carpet, take out the trash.
This is the LAST time I am going to remind you!

[0007]

16. Getting information from tortured victims

Cheney is telling Condi how they got the information after they cut out the tongue of an insurgent!

[spanone]

19. How's about a little hootchie cootchie my little soul kitten?

Ugh!

[imax2268]

20. Hey...

See that statue right there...it fits nicely up my ass...wanna see...?

[peekaloo]

21. Ebony and Ivory, work together to fuck up our country.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

22. so, how do you like halliburton's new kevlar girdle?

[Lefty48197]

23. You ever need some sweet lovin' you just come to papa dick

...

[Swamp Rat]

25. Here ya go Stephanie:

:D

[enid602]

26. Dickster

You see, there's a de-fibrilator encased in my penile implant. I love you all night long!

[Rocknrule]

27. Is George's "Mr. President" really that small?

[Mabus]

28. "I like your new Star Fleet medal. When I get one...

I'm going to put it here."

[jazzjunkysue]

29. "....and then, the master takes the slave woman to his barn, to be alone"

Ok. If that's too far over the edge, I'll pull it. If you insist. I just think she'd react like that.