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[TomInTib]

I posted this yesterday and no one saw it.
This is one cool read from Mark Morford in San Francisco Chronicle:

Attention, all who are reading this column right now, please put down your drink and leap up off the couch and put your pants back on and log in to Google and type the words "hot bunny terrorist fluffer banana" into the comely and world-beloved Google search engine. Do it. Do it now.

Oh no wait, make it "Osama butt pancake lube explosives yay." Or better yet, try "homemade nuke porn lollipop kiddie nipple bomb!!!" (Be sure to include extra exclamation points because as we all know, Dubya isn't the brightest of presidents and these will add zing and personality to your entry and make your search terms -- the very ones the Bush administration is right now subpoenaing the Google corporation to gain access to -- really stand out to the FBI and the Department of Justice, which are always in need of a little zing).


http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2006/01/25/notes012506.DTL&hw=morford&sn=007&sc=353

[Steve A Play]

1. Two more 'graphs and a KICK!

I love Mark Morford! Here's the exact title.

Horse Sex Porn Candy Teens!
Inside! Fresh Google search terms to confound Dubya and the FBI. Also: Is Bush a fascist?

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

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It shall be a mini-movement. It shall be called "Operation Screw With the DOJ and Make Lynne Cheney Squirm." It shall be a big national gigglefest as we watch George W. Bush's gummint work to force and coerce the search engines of the nation to turn over their massive logs of search terms, all in an effort to see what perverted and criminal-minded people like you are really searching for, and sure you can defend yourself and claim it's pictures of Brangelina or recipes for blood orange/vodka body shots or just what the hell is wrong with Samuel Alito to make him look so wan and malicious, when we all know you're really looking for, of course, massive amounts of porn. And so are your kids.

Is it not just the warmest and nicest sensation? Is it not just pleasing to your core to know that your government is right now trying to track your behavior in a whole new and unsettling way, using the vague excuse that they're trying to "protect" children from online porn (an effort, by the way, to reinstate nasty anti-porn laws that were blocked by the Supreme Court two years ago)? Are we now utterly charmed to death that this is the most invasive and appallingly mistrustful administration since Nixon secretly beat himself with nails?

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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2006/01/25/notes012506.DTL&hw=morford&sn=007&sc=353

LOL! Thanks.

Steven P. :kick:

[Contrary1]

2. I'm going to do this,

as well as add a few of my own.

Maybe others can post their suggestions. This could be hugh!!!