Why are Republican men so sexless?

[DianeG5385]

I was just watching Mitch McConnell on C-Span speechifying about something. The guy looks like my grandmother. Then I started thinking about "the haircut" why is it that all republicans have the same style? Why is it that they look like they haven't had normal sex in years??? Does this explain them?

[KainNero]

1. LOL

Maybe that can explain their fascination with Clinton's BJ

[Hello_Kitty]

5. Welcome to DU KainNero!

:hi:

You are correct about that. I can't tell you how many times some creepy wingnut has tried to engage me in conversation about the infamous BJ. They really are obsessed with it and I'm like ewwww....:puke: It bothers them to no end that no cute young woman will ever proposition them.

[KainNero]

11. RE:Welcome to DU KainNero!

Thank you. I've been a long time reader of DU and decided to finally join.

I agree. Seriously they didn't look at the end picture - it's always about that BJ and all that. I remember some politician saying stuff against gays and gay marriage and then it was found he had an affair with man plus that politician had a wife and kids. talk about double standard.

And then what about when Clinton was dealing with terrorists?

Repubs are like no don't do that... >_> makes me sick at the lack of logic.

[tenshi816]

43. Yeah, and if

any of them do get BJs, they feel guilty about it and have to make the women involved feel bad about themselves for doing it! Because, you know, they have to blame someone else for their own weaknesses.

Can you tell I grew up in a red state? :evilgrin:

[JI7]

28. yeah, I always viewed Ken Starr in the same way

it's not about being attractive/unattractive or hot or any of that.

but as the op says, they just seem so sexless.

i heard Ken Starr didn't "get" some of the Clinton sex stuff and had to have others explain to him what it was.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. It's like that Jon Stewart quote:

"This is what happens when you don't let gay people touch your hair!"

[ewoden]

3. Why is it that they look like they haven't had normal sex in years?

It's because they are so satisfied F--king us all in so many deviant ways.

[Nitrogenica]

4. Perhaps we could call it J. Egdar Hoover syndrome.

Bad hair = closet crossdressing homosexual righty.

[DianeG5385]

6. I'm bothered by these men having control of our government

I think they are on a serious power hunt. This may explain the missing Iraq money too. Privatised somewhere, definitely not Iraq. Back to these guys. They look a little perv to me or if not perv, definitely suppressed. I am trying to figure out, besides money what master they serve....?

[DianeG5385]

7. and what's with the helmet hair?

Is there a specific salon thay all patronize?

[Hello_Kitty]

23. Rugs R Us

Seriously, there are an awful lot of bad toupees among them.

[Cleita]

8. Inbreeding?

When you narrow down your gene pool to what is acceptable to your group, it could lead to inbreeding. I mean it isn't even only race. They can find a mate to be unacceptable because of their religion, their school and their neighborhood. It really narrows down acceptable mates to pretty close cousins. There's a reason why all those Hamptonites all look like horses.

[stillcool]

9. I would just love to get a group of them together...

and take over a psych ward...do a little therapy. I can't imagine they've touched reality in a very long time.

[Ksec]

10. Conservatives are conservatives in the hay

Liberals are relaxed and playful. Relaxed always beats uptight and proper. Especially in the bedroom, or the kitchen, or on top of the roof, on the coffee table, on top of the Dairy Queen sign....

:)

[serryjw]

13. They are the kickiest ...They love money,power and control over

us BUT when they decide they want sex it is never with their wife/SO. I had a friend that got paid ( She was a DOM!) for things I can't post here! They were always uptight thugs

[Digit]

12. My ex was frigid and probably still is.....

This goes back years as our daughter is now 21 years old, but we had sex at MOST three times in the entire time I knew him. Actually, I am giving him the benefit of the doubt at that as I only can recall two times.
I made him attend marriage counseling before I left, but the therapist gave up on him. He was hopeless.
He never remarried, does not have a girlfriend (or boyfriend)...I honestly do not understand his hangups.
His mother is very domineering and I suspect his grandfather molested him as a child. I do know that he is not talked about and there was some abuse to his wife while she was alive.

I was lucky to get out alive.

Look out gals, I understand he is on the prowl and wants to start another family, so says my daughter. He is now 54, but I suspect he thinks this is how he can entrap a young gal to take care of him.

He had threatened to beat me, but I was lucky to get out a long time ago.

[Swamp Rat]

14. Most look like they haven't had sex EVER!

MARRY ME! :D :puke:

[KainNero]

22. ugh..

I think I lost my appetite....

[Swamp Rat]

26. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Bryan]

15. As opposed to sexed-up Republicans?

I mean, think about it. Most of the Republicans you see on the national level would not be more reasonable or appealing if they were sexually liberated. Didja ever see or hear about the commercial Mitt Romney did in which he appeared shirtless? x(

It made him no less of a jackass, and now I get horrible shivers when I think about him. The tendency towards repression and lack of vivacity that seems to typify Republicanism is, in some ways, very merciful...

[Proud2BAmurkin]

16. Dickless = sexless

:shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Republican women

[upi402]

24. Mrs Stepford gets a pass thanks!

Not exactly enthralling.

[Doctor_J]

18. They do have a lot of Nellies

McConnell, Linsey Graham, Santorum, Gary Bauer, Dreyer, Ed Gilespie, Ted Olson, David Frum, Susan Molinari's husband, and others. Something very strange there. Of course, being married to Elaine Chow, Barbara Olson, Danielle Crittenden, or Molinari would make my balls shrivel up too.

[wiley]

27. Nellies?

Like what? Hairdressers? Stay at home dads? Fashionable?

Sounds homophobic to me.

[elshiva]

32. Please don't insult Nellies.

[The Whiskey Priest]

19. Because they are greedy

By the time the figure out all the angles so that the maximum pleasure inures to them, their partner has gone off with someone else.

[sandnsea]

20. Okay, here's a secret that I've never told

How I identify Democrats from Republicans, men anyway.

Would I fuck him? Yes? Democrat.

Eeeeww, blech, blech, Republican.

I don't know what it is, but there is definitely something peculiar about party line Republican males.

[RaleighNCDUer]

21. I'm not sure they're really human.

Remember "V"?

They probably snack on live hamsters.

[bumblebee1]

25. To borrow words from George Carlin:

Did you ever notice the men who are Republicans are ones you wouldn't want to f*ck in the first place.

[wiley]

29. This thread is beneath a Clarkista.

[DianeG5385]

36. Sorry, It was Mitch McConnell who done me in!!!

I shouldn't have generalized. And as a Clarkista I must say...Clark08!!!!!

[leeroysphitz]

30. Sexless? Have'nt you read Bill O'Liely's book?

Or heard his now infamous sex tapes? What could be SEXYER? :sarcasm:

[alittlelark]

31. They are not 'sexless' they are GAY.

The reason you see them as sexless is that they are unable to provide you w/ the basics for heterosexual attraction.



MY assumption (I have good company) - is that they are closeted. They will have to go through cognitive dissonance in order to accept themselves..... therefore they FIGHT (cognitive dissonance is ugly under any circumstance). They MUST because THEY ARE NOT QUEERS.

[Nikki Stone 1]

34. I think that is Sean Hannity's problem

He needs a good man and a cowboy hat. :)

[bdot]

33. I've never had sex. Does that mean I'm a Republican?

[upi402]

35. boy have you come to the right place!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DianeG5385]

37. Funny!

I guess I shoulda clarified as lacking in sex appeal!

[seabeyond]

38. they are fighting their female for everyone to see,

i personally am not afraid of the female. and for the repug male to be so afraid, is amusing. where the dem male embraces the female, along with the male, making them very much...... male. they are not afraid. that man, very sexy

or at least what i tell my hubby in his toolbelt, dark glasses, boots.... putting up christmas lights cause it brings so much joy to his family

[NCarolinawoman]

39. Mitch McConnell looks like Jessie Helms's brother.

And that Ed Rodgers guy that's been showing up on Tweety's show lately, looks like a clone of Karl Rove. I really think their lust for power is connected to some kind of compensation where something is lacking.


It's also connected to why they NEED THIS WAR.
(as long as they fight only as a talking head or with their keyboard.) Sooooo many chickenhawks are in this crowd.

[Ksec]

40. Ive read repubs are usually the child molesters

Something about the uptight proper crap makes one lean towards perverted behavior, such as molestation, rape, etc.

[Warren DeMontague]

41. Here you go:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

42. THIS ID A SEXIST TOPIC DIANE

Repuke women are just as sexless as the men! Maybe more.

[in_cog_ni_to]

44. IMCPO...It's suppressed Homosexual tendencies, but

that's just me. I swear to g-d...they're ALL gay and are hiding it and that is the crux of why they hate everybody and EVERYTHING that isn't white and wealthy and why they seem sexless to you. David Drier, Foley, Lindsey Graham, Frist, Tom Delay, Santorum...they're all gay. IMCPO