The Ballad of Tom DeLay (unfinished work in progress)

[The Whiskey Priest]

To the tune of that old Soggy Bottom Boys Classic, He’s in the Jailhouse Now


I knew a guy named Tom DeLay
He used to go to Scotland to play
A round of golf, with Jack Abramoff
He was with Jack most ever night
Taken bags of money left and right
Then he got caught, with Jack Abramoff

He’s in courthouse now
He’s in courthouse now
Looking at doing five to ten
In some grey federal pen
Just pay for his sin
He’s courthouse now

[Hekate]

1. Good stuff. Now I have to find my CD to get the rest of the tune...

...because all I can remember just now is the chorus. :-)

Hekate

[elshiva]

2. GREAT.