Who should sit behind Pickles at the State of the Union?

[BuyingThyme]

Pick from Chimpy's ten best friends, or make a suggestion of your own:

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. Gannon!

I dunno why, I just feel perverse tonight!


http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/936290

[Warpy]

6. Yeah, the traditional position of the "other wife" in a nasty divorce

Gannon/Guckert would look sweet simpering at his darling man over the shoulder of the glassy eyed and clueless wife.

[mcctatas]

24. Actually, I think they keep Gannon...

Under the podium. (and we always wondered why chimpy smirks so much:evilgrin: )

[Paulie]

2. Other = Special Prosecutor

Or a bunch of "House Managers"

[BuyingThyme]

3. Sorry; I dropped this in the wrong GD.

[Fridays Child]

4. What about oil exec turned dashing Afghan prez, Hamid Karzai?

They haven't let him out of Kabul for awhile. Maybe he'd enjoy a pickled media goose.

[Ilsa]

5. I think they should prop up Osama's embalmed body right behind

Pickles. Eyes glued open and Pickles can carry a can of Lysol.

[BuyingThyme]

10. Or they could just glue a fake beard to a tape recorder.

[FSogol]

7. An Iraq woman with purple fingers who is

grateful for *'s liberation of her country and wants to thank the Republican party for.......

[BrotherBuzz]

22. As long as both are wearing Burqas

[shaniqua6392]

8. It will probably be some Iraqi official.

That way they can look unified.

[Cocoa]

12. I'm betting Baby Noor

[boobooday]

9. Osama, as Chalabi's date . . .

[BuyingThyme]

11. That's fake.

[boobooday]

17. No I swear! I got it from the same photographer

Who snapped that famous photo of John Kerry and Jane Fonda at that rally . . .

heh heh

[Nutmegger]

13. How about Al-Zawahiri?

Yup, Ayman al-Zawahiri.

[caligirl]

14. Phyllis Dillar would be a 2nd choice

[man4allcats]

15. Moe, Larry and Curly Joe

for comic relief.

[ticapnews]

16. One of the Democratically elected Hamas leaders.

Democracy in the Middle East is the goal, right?

[Olney Blue]

18. The cast of Desperate Housewives

[bklyncowgirl]

19. How 'bout Patrick Fitzgerald---with a subpoena. nt

[Olney Blue]

20. Now your talkin!

[Stephanie]

21. Bring Back Chalabi!

For old times sake.

[wysiwyg]

23. The dried out corpse of Joseph McCarthy (nt)

[Lucygirl]

25. Dr 90210

Dr. Robert Rey - Plastic Surgeon, Beverly Hills, CA

[Auntie Bush]

26. Barney

[Nicole]

27. Cindy Sheehan

:rofl:

[dweller]

28. Abramoff

makes for great photos.

dp

[DemonFighterLives]

29. To be fair Bursh doesn't know most of these folks

I picked chalabi cause he wasn't noticed the first time.
Does he still know Rove?

[Booster]

30. Bush should sit behind her and let someone else give the people

the truth for a change.

[Nightflurry]

31. Jesus

He's always talking to George. I say it's time to give the man a ticket to a speech.

[Sinistrous]

32. Hannibal Lector

as an icon of the soul-less evil that is the bush cabal.

Sinistrous

[BuyingThyme]

33. Even if Lector doesn't show, they should ask Cheney to

wear his mask.

[belpejic]

34. Bozo the Clown nt