St. George

[Mnemosyne]

I just had to share this email joke I received tonight. Hope everyone enjoys it!

In peace and hope, still!
V


St. George

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church

outside Washington.



Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him

"We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's

position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a

contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say

the President is a saint."



The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The

Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."



Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug today and as the sermon

progresses the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush is petty, a

self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a

low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had

the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a

banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and

money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst

example of a Methodist I've ever personally known.



But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is

a saint.

[mcctatas]

1. I love it...

i just sent it to my freeper FIL and my wing-nut brother!

[Mnemosyne]

2. I'm sure they'll appreciate it. lol n/t