Any alternative names for DUH-bya's SOTU address?

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

I kinda like the "I'm doin' a heckuva job" speech.

[Canuckistanian]

1. "Bamboozleapalooza II"

Brought to you by Halliburton.

[ProfessorGAC]

22. That's A Really Good One

Wouldn't it be Bamboozlepalooza V, though? This is his fifth, right?
The Professor

[Virginian]

2. A thousand little pieces - a novel. Read by Geo. Bush. n/t

[deadparrot]

3. I look at it as a game: "How long does it take Kennedy to fall asleep?" nt

[jobycom]

4. "Spin Of The Useless moron" speech?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. This will be the "Everything's Peachy cause I say so Speech"

Iraq - Everything's Peachy
Economy - Peachy
Spying on Americans - Peachy
Katrina rebuilding - going Peachy

[NYC Liberal]

6. It's his annual Shit On the Union speech.

[TahitiNut]

10. Shit On The Unemployed - Shit On The Uninsured

Shit On The Unions - Shit On The Usual suspects

Same Old Tired Untruths
Spewing Obnoxious Treachery and Unscrupulousness

[Sapphire Blue]

7. Taint of the Union 2006...

http://www.chn.org/pdf/taintoftheunion2006.pdf (a new report from the Coalition on Human Needs)

For more info, please see this thread...

Rich get richer, poor get poorer, & House votes on budget cuts Feb. 1

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2411549

[lpbk2713]

8. "My Bag of Tricks for '06"

"It's hard work."

[unpossibles]

9. Police State of the Union?

Scat on the Union?

[EC]

11. How about just "Fiction" .... n/t

[Chipper Chat]

12. "Hi Murcans: Here's yer annual glass of Koolaid. Drink for daddy."

or "Fate of the Union speech"
Or how about "This is the most mega-shitty string of untrue words y'all will hear in the next 50 years."

[FormerRepublican]

13. Wind from President Sucubus.

That sucking sound you hear is Bushie boy trying to suck the money out of your wallet for his corporate cronies. Next he'll want blood...

[tservo]

14. His Dad had the "thousand points of light" thing, so...

It should be called "A Thousand Points of Darkness"

[FormerRepublican]

15. That does sound like Gorge W. Boosh!

[eppur_se_muova]

16. Lies, lies, and more lies. Easy to read, easy to spell. nt

[SSX]

17. "Don't try to make me deny my lie"

I'll spy
you'll fry
Sigh
bye

[ncrainbowgrrl]

18. "We're working hard to put food on your family."

:eyes:

I suppose this could just be "embitterment" on my part.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. The Reichstag Fire Speech- Version 2006

:mad:

[ObaMania]

20. S hit O n T he U SA n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. The Chronicles of Empire: The Lyin', the Rich and the Book of Job.