When god made conservatives, why did he omit their brain?

[FormerRepublican]

Was it to help folks like us think things through and do the right thing? Was it to keep us on the side of the angels? Or was it just to make us really, really mad?

It is certain, though, that we're the only ones who received the gift of a brain. It's clear from listening to some of the gak I've heard from the other side that no one over there has been thinking for a very, very long time.

Edit to correct my typos/spelling.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DanCa]

2. Brains? I am still looking for reasons why he didn't give them a heart. :D

[beam me up scottie]

4. I don't believe in god,

but you are correct about the missing heart, DanCa.

A guy asked me out last week, an educated christian who seemed to be fairly intelligent, except he believes that we should kill all of our convicted felons because it's cheaper than housing them.

When he saw the revulsion on my face, he quickly added that we could spend all of the extra money taking care of homeless veterans.

What a humanitarian.

[DanCa]

5. I tell ya Scottie the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

Thats the problem when you start beliving the myth that embryos are more important than human beings. It dehumanizes everyone. I bet that jerk wants to cut benefits for orphanages for living breathing children and place that funding into embryo adoption. Evil evil people.

[beam me up scottie]

6. He's one of the scarier ones

because he's educated and they were still able to brainwash him.

He seemed put off by my answer that I wouldn't have dinner with him.

Not as put off as he would have been when I stabbed him in the eye with my fork before we got to the main course.

[Swamp Rat]

3. Brain or not, I wish they'd WAKE UP!

America has been hijacked!

[eppur_se_muova]

7. Surely you jest. These are creatures of SATAN. nt

[Fridays Child]

8. This reminds me of a quote I saved, some time ago...

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

-John Kenneth Galbraith

[Peter Frank]

9. Stupid Thread...

Arrogance always makes things more difficult -- regardless of its source.

[Niche]

10. I think their brains were omitted to piss you off FormerRep.

[Peter Frank]

11. More arrogance...

What can you make happen?

[radfringe]

12. the way it was once explained to me

they only have two working parts - their mouths and butts, both are interchangable...

[ProfessorGAC]

13. The Answer Is Obvious

If they had gotten a brain, they weren't going to use it anyway. So, God saved on raw materials.
The Professor

[TahitiNut]

17. .

:rofl:

[applegrove]

14. It is the heart that is missing.

[MindPilot]

15. As my father used to say; "when god was handing out brains...

they thought he said 'trains' and asked for a slow one."

[Rocknrule]

16. Huh? I though conservatives were created in God's own image

:sarcasm: