Of course, he's a Republican. Man Signs Voter Registration As 'God'

[TechBear_Seattle]

READING, Pa. - One registered Republican won't be able to vote in the next election unless he appears at a Berks County Elections Board to explain the signature on his registration form.

The man is registered as Paul S. Sewell, but his form is signed "God."

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Sewell, 40, said he will be happy to explain. As the owner of a bail enforcement agency, he finds fugitives, he said.

"Whenever I go to arrest somebody, they say, 'Oh, God, give me another chance. Oh, God, let me go. I'll turn myself in tomorrow,'" Sewell said.

The full article can be found at http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060130/ap_on_fe_st/voter_god

Crimeny, Repugs are bad enough when they claim to merely speak for God. Now they are voting as God? :puke:

[bryant69]

1. I don't know

Sounds like rather a dumb cop joke. I don't think it's intended to be taken literally.

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[zbdent]

2. Sure, a Dem makes a typo on his registration form, they throw the book

at him (likely sending this idjit) . . .

But a guy commits a crime (hmm, voter fraud), and he's (should the word "he" be in caps, since he claims to be God) a Repuke, and everything's happy?

[rpgamerd00d]

3. Technically, you can sign anything you want. X, God, Fred Flintstone, etc

It does not, technically, have to actually be your name. It just has to be your SIGNATURE.

[Crankie Avalon]

4. Guy sounds like a real hoot...

...he and Smirky ought to get together and trade the bon mots. :eyes:

[Tesha]

7. Ain't they some kind of chocolate-covered peanuts?

> Guy sounds like a real hoot...
>
> ...he and Smirky ought to get together and trade the bon mots

Ain't they some kind of chocolate-covered peanuts?

Tesha

[uncle ray]

5. not to be confused with "Dog" the bounty hunter

i guess he has a tv show or something. i've never seen it, just heard about it when he was in my town causing trouble.

[meow2u3]

6. I am so surprised

Shocked, shocked, I tell you. A Republican who thinks he's God? I could never even dream of that :sarcasm:

[gratuitous]

8. So, what's the difference between God and Paul Sewell?

God never thinks he's Paul Sewell.