Happy Dick Day!

[El Supremo]

I can't believe that on NPR this morning they said "VP Dick Cheney turns 65 today and his ticker is still going!"

[Democrats_win]

1. On weekends, he goes as Mandy and dances at Foggy Bottom for tips from

Abramoff, K-Street lobbyists and the military industrial complex.

[samhsarah]

2. .

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[donheld]

5. ..

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[samhsarah]

...

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[Ron Green]

6. .

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[dogday]

3. All I can say is he has been a Dick for a long time..... eom

[shaniqua6392]

4. They probably bumped off some innocent person at Guantanamo

stole his heart and did a transplant. He should not still be alive.

[Christa]

7. His ticker may

but I doubt if his dick can still move :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :yoiks:

[Stephanie]

8. Surprising.

But somebody has hijacked my favorite website - what happened here?

http://www.isdickcheneydeadyet.com/

[fooj]

9. Thank goodness my birthday isn't today!

Yikes!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[goodboy]

10. I met a girl who works for the company who made his internal defibrillator

I asked her,"what's the failure rate for those things?"

she said, "zero"

fuck.


She also told me that it'll keep his heart beating indefinately.


FUCK!

Happy birthday Dick. I hope you're in prison for war crimes for your next birthday.

[Stephanie]

11. But what about his bypass?

How long can that hold? It's like 20 years old already.

[goodboy]

15. He's probably got several replacement hearts/valves/cockles

grown from misscarried skunk fetuses and dung beetle anuses.

[Stephanie]

13. medical history

This site offers some pretty interesting speculation about his health status:

Major cardiovascular episodes (year and month) Other cardiovascular factors: Other health matters:

* 1978 - Heart attack #1 (age 37)
* 1984 - Heart attack #2
* 1988-06 - Heart attack #3
* 1988-08 - Coronary bypass surgery
* 2000-11 - Heart attack #4
* 2000-11 - Coronary stent placed
* 2000-11 - Abnormal heart function
* 2001-03 - Unstable angina
* 2001-03 - Coronary angioplasty
* 2001-06 - Cardiac defibrillator implanted
* 2005-09 - Popliteal artery aneurysm repair

Summary
Vice President Cheney is a vasculopath with an almost 30-year history of coronary atherosclerosis. His history includes multiple myocardial infarctions, moderate (or possibly worse) left ventricular dysfunction, cardiac electrical instability, and presumed peripheral atherosclerotic disease. The extent of his extra-cardiac atherosclerosis is unknown. His medications are unknown. He smoked heavily from ages 17-37 and takes one or more hypocholesterolemic medications. The control of his cholesterol is excellent, but the control of his blood pressure is unknown. His weight is unknown. He lost 20-25 pounds in the 2000-2001 timeframe <2> <3>, but he is still appears overweight <1>. It is unknown whether he has diabetes, glucose intolerance, or normal glucose tolerance.

A cardiologist in contact with the Vice President's cardiologist <4> has stated <5> that Cheney met the entry criteria of the MADIT I study <6>. This implies a four year mortality rate of about 15% <6>.

Of greatest concern, the condition of the Vice President's cerebral vasculature is unknown. Small-vessel cerebral atherosclerosis could produce insidious, difficult-to-recognize degradation of mental faculties.

[grateful581]

12. 65, wow dick

do the world a favor. RETIRE!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

14. Dick Cheney was sutured together 65 years ago today

Who know how old his various body parts are.