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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:00 AM
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"Rancho Borracho"
The first line of this blog article was such a keeper, I just had to post it for everyone to enjoy:


Or we will all go down together...

George Bush's political career will be over in 2008 when he will retire to Rancho Borracho and spend his autumnal years clearing brush, golfing, and racing Our Dear Laura to see who drink themselves into oblivion first before Jenna and NotJenna start squeezing out another generation of old money gypsies, tramps, and thieves. But other Republicans want to hang onto their phoney-baloney jobs, at least until they can secure a high-paying job where they can trade on their putative "pull" in Washington for a high-paying gig like notorious failure John Engler from Michigan.

Which leads us to Republicans hitting the airwaves and urging President Drunky McLameduck to draw off a little Abramoff fire while they run for cover:

Republican legislators urged President Bush today to make public photographs and information about contacts that he or his top aides had with the lobbyist Jack Abramoff, who has pleaded guilty to felony charges of conspiracy and fraud in an influence-peddling scandal.

(snip)

"I've had my picture taken with a lot of people," he said. "Having my picture taken with someone doesn't mean that, you know, I'm a friend with them or know them very well."

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/

The first line of this blog article was such a keeper, I just had to post it for everyone to enjoy.
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MrBenchley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 09:21 AM
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1. tbogg is a hoot!!
I also love the title and first line of this one.....

"The Incontinental Op
Debbie Schlussel, the Princess PeePee of the Bedwetter set is scheduled for The Intelligence Summit where she will be giving the annual Annie Jacobsen Terror In The Skies Booga-Booga address. This year's topic:
Terror on the Tarmac."

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2006/01/incontinental-op-half-wits-half-price.html
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-01-06 01:10 PM
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2. LOL!! That one was good, too! Yes, he has a way with words
I'm so glad to see so many blogs which share my disgust with * and the repukes, and which are also well-written.
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