SOTU - What will Joementum receive from Bush?

[ps1074]

Okay, a simple question.

I go for a kiss on the cheek.

[Atman]

1. The Keys to the Black Box Voting Equipment

He's up for re-election here in CT, and has a multi-millionaire challenger.

[Lone_Wolf]

2. Bush's hand on his ass?

:shrug:

[DBoon]

3. A promise to never publish

the NSA intecepts Bush has on Joe's private communications with his mistress

[UTUSN]

4. It could be anywhere

[patrioticliberal]

5. Mouth to mouth

[FSogol]

6. Scratched behind the ears, and the words, "Good Boy!" n/t

[joeybee12]

7. Lots of tongue, plenty of groping...and Mrs. Alito will start crying and

Scalito will yell, "Get a room!"