I went out and raised a glass (several actually) to DU last night!

[Vinnie From Indy]

I felt compelled to go out last night and have a few drinks in celebration of the effort so many of you on DU made to stand up for freedom, the rule of law and democracy yesterday. I salute all of you!

I met a gorgeous young blonde while sitting at the bar. My festive attitude must have rubbed off and we spent most of the night dancing and laughing. Later in the evening we are sitting in a small, dimly lit booth chatting and she leans over and tells me that she really loves Bill O'Reilly. Life really is a bitch sometimes!

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. You stuck her with the bill didn't you?

;)

[Rick Myers]

2. Oh!!!!

Damn!!! That's a buzzkill!!!