State of the Union Drinking Game

[Judi Lynn]

State of the Union Drinking Game

By Will Durst, AlterNet. Posted January 31, 2006.


If George W. makes up a word like 'strategerie' or 'deteriorize,' drink four shots of beer.

What you need:

• A group of four taxpayers, including one white guy wearing a Suit, two people wearing jeans, one in a Work Shirt, the other in a Dark Shirt, and one person wearing rags (stitched-together wash cloths are nice). Four are grouped around cocktail table within sight of television; newspapers on floor in front of television.
  
• One shot glass per person. Everyone brings their own, and places on table. Suit picks one first. Then Work Shirt. Then Dark Shirt. Suit takes last one as well, and Rags gets a Dixie Cup with the top scissored off.
  
• Five bucks apiece. Everybody antes.
  
• Fondue pot with 2 packages of Li'l Smokies stewing in barbecue sauce on table. Preferably a sauce from Texas. Surrounded by: 100 cocktail toothpicks -- the kind with the little American flags wrapped around the top; and a large stash of beer. (Rags gets the cheapest stuff you can find, like Old Milwaukee Light; Suit gets to drink whatever import he asks for; while the jeans get to pick their favorite domestic brand, but they are required to pay for all the beer and the Li'l Smokies.)

Rules of the Game:
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http://www.alternet.org/columnists/story/31614/

Sorry, I just discovered a DU'er already posted this article in G.D.:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2417232

[TomInTib]

1. Hell, I'm drinking already- just to be able to watch without shooting

the teevee.

[YOY]

2. My Favorite

"Whenever George W. quotes the Bible, last person to fall to their knees and cry "Hallelujah!" drinks two shots of beer"

My Hallelujah! comes when the fucker is gone