May we stop for a moment and have us a laugh

[madokie]

hot & cold sex



After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in
good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask
me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot
and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am
usually cold and chilly."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears
to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to
discuss
with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then
said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern." He claims that he is
usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then
cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old windbag," she replied. "That's because the first time
is usually in July and the second time is in January."

Love, Peace, and Retirement,

[laruemtt]

1. good one. and here's another:

Subject: The ever-nagging wife

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there the Wife passed away. The undertaker told
the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury
her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
spend only $150 ? "

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

[madokie]

3. ...

[RethugAssKicker]

5. excellent!

[laruemtt]

2. kicking - just hoping for some more laughs -

could really use some today.....

[BuyingThyme]

4. Hah!