Chris 'Tweety' Matthews seen pitching tent in DC

[Stinky The Clown]

Yup, Tweety's pitching a tent ..... or sporting wood ..... or however you wanna say it.

The boy's got an erection just **thinking** about Mandate Boy giving his stutterfest tonight.

I, for one, will tune out, thank you. After this crappy week (which isn't yet half over), I wills tick with HGTV or Food Network, or History .... or maybe rewatch my Godfather trilogy DVDs. I'll check in here for a summation of the spew that will happen tonight.

And Tweety ............ ?

Go fuck yourself, you shitbird.

[KoKo]

1. Yes....rewatching The Godfather is probably a good thing tonight.

:D It teaches all about crime and political corruption which stretches like tentacles throughout a country. I assume Godfather II would be good with the corrupt Nevada Senator.

:rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

2. I love that scene

The actor plays a perfectly smarmy and despicable Senator .... just like real life.

[swag]

3. It's worth remembering that Tweety wrote Carter's famous "malaise" speech.

[Stinky The Clown]

4. I suppose that's similar to ......

..... Paul Wolfowitz's once having been a Democrat.

[KoKo]

5. Tweety wrote that...........OMG...let me slink off the to the Crematorium.

That just blows my mind........

[karynnj]

11. That doesn't speak well for his speech writing

It didn't help.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

6. Tweety's problem is that he didn't get the job he wanted when

Bill was elected in 1992.

He's a complete idiot with absolutely no credibility. Right now he's going on about how bad Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore and John Murtha are.

Mr. Wonderful is gonna watch the show tonight. He wants to see where the dog is sitting in the House chamber.

As for me, I'm gonna watch "the Constant Gardner".

[AX10]

7. He's now attacking John Murtha? Draft Dodger Matthews?

DROP DEAD TWEETS!

[fooj]

8. Catch his new commercial for Hardball!

He SWEARS to not take talking points and to press the people he interviews! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[hvn_nbr_2]

9. Pitching a tent? I thought his job was pitching bullshit. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

10. The latter is an occupation, the former a response

:)