So

[MichaelHarris]

I'm not going to get my flying dog? To heck with stem cell research for diseases and stuff I really wanted that flying dog.

[DanCa]

1. I am still waitting for my flying car.

Imagine how much more funnier road rage would be if someone stops their car, gets out to yell at you, and falls fifteen stories :D

[MichaelHarris]

2. George Jetson

was full of road rage.

[acmejack]

3. You're twisted!

Funny, but twisted! lol

[MichaelHarris]

4. The other day

I went to the hobby store, got myself the Human Genome Chemistry Kit and was already to make my flying dog, I won stem cells from EBay. Last night when George Bush said I couldn't have a flying dog I was so depressed, then I thought, "hey how about a sex slave?" Then I rewound my TIVO and found out he said I couldn't have that either, what a depressing day, no flying dog or a sex slave.

[acmejack]

6. bummer!

[LiberalAndProud]

5. LOL - good one!