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roseBudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 10:02 PM
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DUers on Contagious Fest: In the time of chimpanzees Bush was a monkey
Edited on Mon Feb-06-06 10:03 PM by rosebud57

http://bushcheated04.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

Check it out and send to all your Bush hating friends. Each unique visit determines ranking. Currently at #16 but gaining on #15 Bill O'Reilly Tackles Batman

:headbang:

In the time of chimpanzees Bush was a monkey,
Butane in Rove’s veins as he ran the junkie.
Newscasters lying while we tube feed the vegetables,
Dog food dinners for the grannies stealin’ Tylenol.
Kill all your brain cells and put it in neutral,
Iraq is flamin’ with the loser and the cruise control.
Babies in Gitmo is how Rummy plays D,
Gamble with democracy, try to kill diplomacy.

Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a looted treasury and a stain on my country.
Can’t believe what they want us to breathe,
You get a lungful of mercury and a moron in the lead. (Medicare, cut it)

So you change some votes with a few keystrokes
Doin’ cages in Florida, and lines in Ohio.

George says he’s emperor
But he’s a cheater baby
He stole the election (fascism meltdown)
George says he’s emperor
But he’s a loser baby
So why not impeach him.

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare,
Playing all the rubes with a phony echo chamber.
One is a weasel as the others sport the flag;
A mother alone gets her son back in a bag

With the rerun wars from Mr. Cocaine nose job,
The devious bullshit of a race war flip flop
A GI hung himself with a guitar string;
A slab of cannon fodder and he’s hanging so he doesn’t sing.

I can’t write if you can’t relate,
Trade the cash for a gay bash for the body for the hate.
And this time it’s a piece of crack
We’ve fallen for the bad times, we’re choking on the nightmares.


George says he’s emperor
But he’s a cheater baby
He stole the election (fascism meltdown)
George says he’s emperor
But he’s a loser baby
So why not impeach him.


“If this were a dictatorship it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.”


George says he’s emperor
But he’s a cheater baby
He stole the election. (I can’t believe this)
George says he’s emperor
But he’s a loser baby
So why not impeach him.

George says he’s emperor
We’re all losing baby
So we’ve got to change it (Sprechen sie Deuthsche baby?).
George says he’s emperor
We’re all losing baby
So we’ve got to change it. (Or there’ll be nothin’ to be sayin’).

George says he’s emperor
We’re all losing baby
So we’ve got to change it. (I can’t believe this)
George says he’s emperor
We’re all losing baby
So we’ve got to change it.

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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 10:29 PM
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1. Awesome job, rose! You and my kid Bro make a great team.
NGU.


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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 10:43 PM
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4. Gosh, Wally, don't embarrass me in front of the guys.
If they think I'm all goofy for fighting fascism, well gee, they might not ask me to play ball after school.

And look what I found in my drawer:



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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 10:29 PM
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2. DU it! You won't be sorry.
:kick:
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 11:03 PM
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6. And if you're sorry,
Edited on Mon Feb-06-06 11:21 PM by bleever
we'll refund the full purchase price (excluding shipping and a very reasonable handling charge).

You have our word of honor.






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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 11:08 PM
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7. LOL! "I've known too many Spaniards."
:kick:
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 11:20 PM
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8. Hey, lay off my pal, bleev...
...or I'll hafta clobber you.

NGU.


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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 11:38 PM
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9. Well gee, I guess Eddie's a regular guy and all, but this is creepy:




I mean, a guy who's popular in high school wouldn't turn into some kind of goofy crook, would he?




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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 10:32 PM
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3. It's all about getting the truth of election fraud spread far and wide.
:kick:

Without shame or hesitation.

:)
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-06-06 11:02 PM
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5. kick
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livvy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 07:02 AM
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10. Love it!
Nice job!

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roseBudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 09:58 AM
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11. DU it. We're closing the gap against Bill O'Reilly tackles Batman
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 02:49 PM
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12. Great Piece!
You two do great work. K&R
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roseBudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:58 PM
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13. Thanks but I just can't catch up with #15 need more DUing!
I wonder if freeptards are freeping the entrys that are apolitical?

Until recently Maggot Dives Off a Donut was doing very poorly, now it's rocketing.
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 07:46 PM
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14. I'll see if I can find you some help.
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roseBudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 07:59 AM
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15. Help I've been passed by Boehner Gets Huge Overnight...
I mean it is funny in a beevis and butthead way but utterly ubredeeming in social value.

http://bushcheated04.cf.huffingtonpost.com /

Send my link to more unique clickers

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roseBudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 10:12 AM
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16. I'm back at #16 as I've passed Tax the Rich
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