Idea for a closet liberal with a homophobic freepturd "friend"

[zbdent]

I know, this is sick, and SHOULD NEVER BE DONE . . . but wouldn't this kinda teach the freepturd a lesson?

This probably would only work if you were a "closet" liberal - the friend has no idea that you've bitten your tongue clean through on several occasions.

Get a friend that your freepturd friend doesn't know.

Invite your freepturd friend over for a few beers on a Friday night.

After a few beers, invite him to the other room to show him something.

In the other room, have your other friend tied up face down on the floor, "unconscious".

Hand your freepturd friend a gun and say "Have fun." (Don't tell him it's unloaded).

See how long it takes before A) he finds out the gun isn't loaded, or B) he shits himself and runs from the building calling you a sick fuck . . .

[MercutioATC]

1. Quentin Tarantino? Is that you?

A little extreme for my tastes... (though I do love Tarantino movies...as long as they're just movies).

[BOSSHOG]

2. You may get a different reaction

from the manly homophobe. Check this out.

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/sundaysun/news/tm_objectid=16667347&method=full&siteid=50081&headline=was-our-ken-telling-it-straight--name_page.html

This info should come as no surprise to anyone exposed to the boorish behavior of a manly beerswilling redneck. One who has to tell the world how much he hates "homos."

[zbdent]

3. Then you take out the camera

and send the prints to the freepturd's friends . . .

(I did see "American Beauty" . . .)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. I figured this out years ago, it sure is nice to have research back it up!

The more you are taught that it's 'wrong', the worse you feel about yourself for normal feelings.

One of the many ways our brains get twisted when we're little. :(

[byronius]

5. There's a variation on this --

Head for the Freeper bar. Get to know 'em a little , buy a lot of drinks, and then start up some homo-hate talk. Once they get good and mean, say "You know what I like to do to them faggots? I like to duct tape 'em down to a barstool, and then just teach 'em about being a real man. Know what I mean, Vern? Heh-heh." Get more and more graphic. If you do it right, they'll find themselves growing quiet and disturbed, caught in the Freeper Chasm between fascination and repulsion. And your work is done.

[Sammy Pepys]

6. Yeah, that's not asking for trouble...

...on several critical levels.

Have fun with it though.