At rush limbaugh's funeral

[BOSSHOG]

The right wing pun-dits will stroll to the podium and blather on about limbaugh's life of mendacity and hate and drug abuse and they'll honor his anal cyst. I doubt very seriously that evil liberals will make such a big deal of it. I guess one has to be a "conservative" to see profit and gain in perverting a funeral.

[Junkdrawer]

1. At rush limbaugh's funeral...the ground will rumble as the underworld...

welcomes its new Prince...

[savemefromdumbya]

2. you mean when he overdoses

[f-bush]

3. I hope it's an open casket...

that way I can take a great big crap right on his face!!!!

[AllegroRondo]

9. where will they find a casket large enough?

[f-bush]

10. Good Question

[file83]

4. Damn you! For a minute there I thought Rush was dead. And it was

beautiful.

[enid602]

5. Much like Coretta . . .

. . . maybe Rush will ultimately come to be known as the 'First Lady of the Bush revolution (and subsequent rapid decline).'

[Botany]

6. Tease!

When Rush O.D.s in his boyfriend's bed the right wing will
spin it as he was fighting off a "negro burglar" who Rush saw
breaking into the house and went to stop him.

[raysr]

7. "And I hope that

you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead"

Roll in Hell pigman!

[Canuckistanian]

8. Rush politicized his own wedding

When he was married to Marta, Rush was given the microphone and proceeded to slam Democrats and "libruls" in a long speech.

Someone called out, "Rush, what about your wife?"

[Bake]

11. Personally, I plan to piss on his casket.

Maybe it'll be the same day as Ann the Mann's and we can get a two-fer!

Bake