CATHOLIC TERRORIST FUNDS FROZEN

[Jeffersons Ghost]

According to MSNBC, the Patriot Act of our fearless draft-dodging leader has finally produced results.

Under provisions of the act, funds of a desperate clandestine group of nuns has been frozen in Florida. The announcer stated these villains did not discover the federally mandated freeze on the Wachovia checking account until checks began to bounce.

The recent report did not mention if the account was still frozen but I, for one, feel a LOT safer just knowing these spooky terrorist types can't simply toss around all that cash feeding the poor and less fortunate.

Mom said those nuns could be on the mean side when she went to Catholic school. One, she said, even went so far as to hit her hand with a ruler!!

What comes around goes around for Dur Fuhrer and the news worm will turn.

[Flabbergasted]

1. What the *ell?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

3. no kidding

I just heard that on TV... welcome to DU newby... Are you a democrat or do you just hate our fearless leader?

[Flabbergasted]

9. I'm pretty much a democrat but I find the party pretty dissappointing

right now!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

13. yeah, we ALL do

Still it's all we got to take down the darker evil of Nazi Rethuglicans.

If someone attacks your comments for no obvious reason at DU, keep in mind that they might not be a dem at all. We get ALL types of visitors at DU and many have over 1,000 posts. Be thick skinned and spell curecktly, cuz sum git kinda anal.

[lvx35]

2. Here's the link

http://www.newkerala.com/news2.php?action=fullnews&id=5739

freakin ridiculous.

[Jeffersons Ghost]

4. thanks lvx

I'm kinda new here too but i sure appreciate your help... I'm celebrating because of who announced the story! I LOLed when I heard the report... did you hear it too?

[lvx35]

6. No! who announced it?

Actually I looked up the link right after you reported it because it sounded too absurd to be real...But I should know better by now, with this administration! ;)

[Jeffersons Ghost]

17. yeah, i know what you mean lvx

Whenever I get the idea that nothing the tyrant can do, will be worse that what he's already done already, he surprises me... Like who'd have guessed he had the foolish gaul to attempt to make his tax break for the top 3% PERMANENT with opinion polls like they are right now.

[ShortnFiery]

5. Nuns on the Run?

:yoiks:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

7. THEY EVEN LOOK LIKE SPIES

I bet that briefcase is FULL of cash! I'll be glad when Bushco can get control of that evil Catholic cash and stop these monsters from helping widows of the Iraq war.

I wish I knew how to post pictures... I'd find some REALLY sinister sisters!

[ShortnFiery]

10. Easy!

Just right click your mouse on the picture itself and copy to the body of your message. Voila! I give you the most stealth of terrorist nuns - Sister Bertrille! :scared: ;)

[Jeffersons Ghost]

14. yep... there it is: EVIL PERSONIFIED

I think that particular terrorist was a surface to air specialist... Very dangerous!

[dflprincess]

8. Countdown reported this story

and Keith proclaimed the people at Wachovia tonight's "Worst Persons in the World".

[Jeffersons Ghost]

11. OIC, it's Wachovia's fault!

Whew, that was a close call for the spin-liars at bushco... They nearly got blamed again but His Royal Chimpness is MUCH to smart to get caught! They've done some extensive studies that prove the intelligence of that species but not much data on chimp-morphs was published.

[YOY]

12. They weren't so brutal in my Catholic school 20 years ago...I heard they

are using new 'hip' methods to get to the kids:

HEY ALL YOU GOOD CATHOLIC CHILDREN...ARE YOU READY TO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!



I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! 50 HAIL MARYS!!!



THANK YOU CLEVELAND! GOODNIGHT!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

15. DEPLORABLE! I can't bear to look at this decadent imagery

It's like a cartoon of Mohamed and should not be viewed by
polite society!

That drunken one wearing red seems to be the leader of the
cult!

I bet they're using reverse back-masking to implant ideas into
their audience!

they tried water boarding me as a child... baptism indeed...
oh well, at least we're safer in America thanks to Halliburton
and Bushco.

[Clark2008]

23. Don't forget the do-wop nuns!

[Jeffersons Ghost]

24. Now Clark proves it!!!

Look at these illicit sisters! They already have their hands out, awaiting the deposit of more terrorist funds into secret Wachovia accounts!

Did anyone see where Dur Fuhrer saved us back in '01? Boy am I glad they didn't get that tallest West Coast skyscraper and the Mayor was glad bushco notified him about the threat, after he announced it on TV today. Of course, no details can be released. It all reminds me of that brilliant federal response to Katrina! Nice and timely, isn't it?

I REALLY feel safe now that I see what a great job the trained chimp act did back in '01!

[chieftain]

16. This reminds me of Al Haig's reference to the 4 Maryknoll nuns

who were slain in Central America. Al contended that they were killed "in an exchange of gunfire". I guess the prospect of armed nuns lives on in the fevered brains of conservatives who see enemies everywhere.

[ShortnFiery]

18. Nuns with Guns?

Whoa there's a song and a story there?

Picture this - "Hello Boppers! The Warriors mix it up with a second girl gang - Alas, both The Lizzies and The SisTARs are a packin' heat, run Dick run!" :P

[chieftain]

19. Love the pics. Welcome to DU.

[ShortnFiery]

21. Thank you ... And may we help make a peaceful world for our children :-)

:hi:

[Jeffersons Ghost]

26. you better watch it short and fiery

That last statement you made sounds like nun rhetoric to me! Do you want a bunch of checks bouncing this month?

[Jeffersons Ghost]

20. i don't know why we keep debating GUN control

when all we REALLY need is NUN control!

I hope Dur Fuhrer acted in time to stop this insidious plot!

[mmonk]

22. I see our leader is keeping us safe.

I have a feeling it's going to be a wild ride as people pay no attention to reasoning abilities as they blindly follow the dictums.

[mulsh]

25. 8 years in Holy Names schools

I certainly wouldn't trust these nuns. Especially the older ones. oh the tales of torture and deprivation I could tell. good to know our government is protecting us.