59millionmorons
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:14 PM
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First a minor shooting accident, now a minor heart attack |
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Well first we were told it was a minor shooting, turns out this guy was shot up so bad he had a heart attack. By the way there is no such thing as a minor heart attack. It's time for the media to revolt.
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Wheezy
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:15 PM
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1. Next thing you know... |
NanceGreggs
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:16 PM
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2. Soon to be followed by ... |
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... a minor death, with an ensuing minor burial.
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:48 PM
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10. Letterman made some crack last night that they should have |
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dug a shallow grave and left him there.
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:16 PM
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Nonsense! Don't you know that... |
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...we're having a few minor problems with the reconstruction of Iraq?
And that there are a few minor issues connected with a very minor lobbyist named something like, um... Abromowitz or something like that?
It's all very minor.
dismissively, Bright
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:28 PM
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8. Now don't forget that minor storm we had in the gulf... |
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And the minor impact it had on the residents of the gulf coast!:sarcasm:
My 300th post!! Cool!!
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:16 PM
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3. Just checked over at the media: |
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they are indeed revolting. Not however in the sense that you mean, more like 'my kids are revolting'.
Comical Alley will swallow this round of birdshot bullshit too.
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:17 PM
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4. As opposed to a major blowjob |
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and a major blue dress stain. Great Point.
Agreed. I can not believe a 78 year old has a "minor" attack.
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:17 PM
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They'll spin it as a "minor death" and blame the doctors.
If this outfit isn't the most Orwellian administration...
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:19 PM
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6. What I found most interesting was that in one of the blurbs about the |
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old guy's heart attack (or,uhh..."incident"), was that White House doctors were still involved in his treatment. Why would they be, anyone know?
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:24 PM
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7. they probably got the old guy on life support |
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and won't pull the plug for fear cheney willb e charged with negligent homicide. course, I could be wrong.. but it wouldn;t surprise me at all.
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:53 PM
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11. That's my theory, too. |
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But it's a one-year limitation period in Texas. So imagine if the family wants to pull the plug within the next few months. It will be the Terry Schiavo case all over again - but this time, the Repubs will KNOW they're already on the losing side of that battle with the public.
Oh, the irony!!!!
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Tue Feb-14-06 04:31 PM
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9. This guy took 50 pellets, and they embedded, that means ... |
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Up close, because it had to get through a lot of clothing and skin to go that deep.
I'll say it again. Under 30 feet.
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Tue Feb-14-06 05:46 PM
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12. Under 30 feet ... more like |
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6 feet under. A little touch of lead a little touch of dead.
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