Jr. HS students: Everyone knows you go get a case at Maverick first!

[NVMojo]

My husband is a junior high school history and math teacher. He asked his history class yesterday what is the first thing hunters do before they hit the road out of town to go hunting. The reply: Everyone knows you go get a case (of beer) at Maverick (convenience store) first!

Now remember, I live in redneckville in Red State Nevada.

[endarkenment]

1. Everyone knows this except..

the washington 'press corps' (aka Comical Alley) and a few ardent folks here on DU.

Everyone out in that vast space between New York and California knew sometime Sunday that Cheney was quite likely shitfaced when he blew his friends face off.

But we have no evidence (conveniently there was a 22 hour delay before the police could interview Cheney) so we should not mention this.

[Javaman]

2. Exactly, when armstrong said one or two beers...

in Texas talk that's at least a 6 pack...each.

[NVMojo]

3. it's pretty sad when junior high kids believe our VP is covering up

his possible hunting/alcohol consumption.