Cheney's DUIs

[Bluesplayer]

twice as many DUIs as the chimp.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/cheney_doc.html

[Jeffersons Ghost]

1. how about a little help?

Like a kick :kick:

[cherokeeprogressive]

2. I think it's a stretch

His DUI's happened in 62, and 63 respectively. Lemme see; I was less than a year old when the first DUI happened, and less than two when the second one did. NO subsequent arrests for the same offense other than the first two... I've been arrested for DUI. How many of us have?

I think this is a non-starter of the first degree and pursuing it just makes us look silly. It's simply more of the "I know you are, but what am I?" strategy, and I can promise you, it WON'T fly in the fly-over states.

Lest we forget, it's a 50 state election. We CANNOT win it by simply convincing the residents of California and New York that we've found something about Big Dick that disqualifies the repugs from representing their constituents.

I was born and raised in Southern California by hunters; Imagine that: HUNTERS in Southern California! My peeps and grandpeeps hunted deer, rabbit, quail, duck, and a host of other things that their ancestors ate. They hunted from here to northern Utah. They also fished every body of water that was known to hold something to eat and I couldn't name the lakes I've fished in and ate from if I tried; there have been so many. I'm not even going to mention the RIVERS my family has taken sustenance from.

I'm saying this: Trying to bury Big Dick by pointing to this gaffe is folly. In the end it will come back to bite us in the ass bigtime...

[f-bush]

4. No it all adds up to what a composite republican is...

a lying, whoring, thieving, sex abuser drunkard. Fits almost any repuke I know of to a "T"!!!!

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. The DUI's plus a known history of drinking problems

indicates that Cheney was an alcholic. If he is still drinking, which apparently he is, then he is still an alcolic. Houston, we have a problem.

[cherokeeprogressive]

8. An alcoholic is NEVER cured n/t

[No Exit]

10. HEY! Hey, feller, are you tryin' to say President Bush ain't cured??

He ain't touched a drop in nigh on 20 years! He told us so, right after about the fifth time he'd had a fall, or choked on a pretzel, or somethin'.

[No Exit]

9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (wiping tears of laughter from face)

Oh. Pardon me... you were serious, weren't you?:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

We don't understand no NIE stuff in Muscogee,
We don't understand no NSA,
We don't understand Congress' procedures,
We don't git this stuff about some country called "Niger" (hey, ain't that a racial slur or sumpin'?)
We don't understand all this here legal mumbo-jumbo about this feller named Scooter Sumpin' that we ain't never heard of before.

But we do un'erstand about gittin' drunk. An' we do un'erstand about gittin' drunk over ag'in, after you been warned that you got too drunk the last time. An' we do un'erstand about huntin'. An' we do un'erstand that yer aim ain't what it should be when you drunk. An' we SURE un'erstand that yer wife ain't gonna be too happy if you go tootin' off to Texas fer the weekend with some Ambassador to Switzerland woman, an' leave wifey behind. We un'erstand THAT, 'cause our wife explained it to us.
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :hi:

[leftofthedial]

3. drunk and drunker

as Mike Malloy calls the dick ghoul and king george

[Swamp Rat]

5. HAHAHA!!!! Cheney is so fucked!!!

:D

[0007]

7. Good point, I've forgotten all about those DUIs

When they start exposing Ms Armstrong's lies in the cover up, she's gonna wish she never ever seen that piece of shit.