Doctor_J
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Thu Feb-16-06 10:49 PM
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Hmm. I was just on my way home from work |
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and mowed down a pedestrian. Do you think Saturday morning is too soon to call the police? :shrug:
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Thu Feb-16-06 10:51 PM
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1. Can we call ya "Dick"? |
Webster Green
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Thu Feb-16-06 10:51 PM
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2. No problem......Go have another cocktail... |
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Anarchy is great, ain't it?
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Canuckistanian
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Thu Feb-16-06 10:53 PM
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3. Naw, just have a friend call the local paper |
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That's how we do it, post-9/11.
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Thu Feb-16-06 10:53 PM
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4. I wouldn't rush into it. Kick back, maybe flip on JEOPARDY or something. |
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And when the urge moves you to mention it, give Britt Sig Heil Hume a call. That Britt Hume is so calm in a crisis!
And don't forget to say that the pedestrian PROVOKED you.
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Thu Feb-16-06 10:54 PM
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5. Oh no! Did he step out in front of your car while you were busy |
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on the phone? Are YOU ok?? I bet you're hungry now.
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ComerPerro
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Sat Feb-18-06 02:24 PM
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19. Or maybe you just thought he was part of the road, and you were supposed |
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Thu Feb-16-06 10:54 PM
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6. when I drive through a red light |
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when I drive through a red light I'm not breaking the law it was a matter of national security. Osama bin Ladin was chasing me officer.
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Thu Feb-16-06 11:12 PM
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7. Please run it by Karl first. Thanks. n/t |
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Thu Feb-16-06 11:39 PM
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Fri Feb-17-06 12:15 AM
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9. Have a drink and dinner. Let the bartender call the local rag tomorrow. |
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Oh, and don't worry 'bout the pedestrian. Someone will let you know if he makes it.
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Fri Feb-17-06 04:13 AM
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10. Usually when I run down pedestrians, |
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I put one of my business cards in their pocket after I've written "oops, sorry" on it, with a message for someone to get in touch with me in about 18 hours - I don't want to be tied up in all that pesky red tape before I've had time to finish all my errands, fix myself a nice cocktail or three and then have a nap.
It's only fair, because those darn pedestrians inconvenience me with all that walking around they do.
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Fri Feb-17-06 04:44 AM
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11. saturday is ok to do it |
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or just wait until monday when you have a press person with you
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FearofFutility
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Fri Feb-17-06 09:00 AM
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12. Of course you need to wait to find out if he lives or dies |
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so you can report the facts accurately.
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Doctor_J
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Fri Feb-17-06 11:33 PM
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my victim called to apologize for ruining my weekend by jumping in front of my car. It's good to be king.
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Fri Feb-17-06 11:48 PM
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14. Be sure to have someone tell the local media, |
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that it was all the pedestrian's fault. He wasn't where he was supposed to be. Of course you did nothing wrong even if you had "a beer or two".
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Sat Feb-18-06 12:31 AM
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15. Is your press secretary handy? |
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If so, maybe he could handle it. If not, better wait for the CEO of your car make to handle the technical questions, you do have his phone number don't you?
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Jeffersons Ghost
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Sat Feb-18-06 11:23 AM
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16. if you have the guts call the cops |
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Edited on Sat Feb-18-06 11:23 AM by Jeffersons Ghost
If you are a coward hide behind a rich bitches skirts and ask her to call them.
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Sat Feb-18-06 02:23 PM
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17. Love this thread - v funny - remember to wear a pink tie n/t |
ComerPerro
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Sat Feb-18-06 02:24 PM
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18. That pedestrian better fucking apologize to you and your family |
Doctor_J
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Sun Feb-19-06 02:10 PM
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21. Not a problem (see my "update" post) |
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the victim said, and I quote, "accidents happen" and "he's sorry for what my family and I have had to go through". Damn right.
FWIW, I was with a woman other than my wife and I was shit-faced drunk when the bastard ran in front of my car, so I was pretty distracted. He really DID make a mess of what had been a pretty good week.
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Sat Feb-18-06 03:27 PM
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20. Since it was all witnessed by Katherine Armstrong |
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from her ranch, just have her do it for you!
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