comedians doing better on Cheney's high crimes and misdemeanors than press

[dajoki]

The Nation
http://www.thenation.com/blogs/thebeat?bid=1&pid=60649

BLOG | Posted 02/16/2006 @ 12:33am
Connecting the Dots of Cheney's Crimes


Goodness gracious! Could it be that comedians are doing a better job of connecting the dots regarding Dick Cheney's high crimes and misdemeanors than are the unintentionally ridiculous members of the White House press corps?

Huntergate is certainly worthy of coverage, especially now that the vice president has admitted to shooting while intoxicated. But the on-bended-knee "reporters" who hang around the briefing room waiting for a presidential spokesman to feed them their daily diet of spin look pretty absurd chasing after this particular story with so much gusto while they continue to ignore the big picture of Cheney's misuse of intelligence data before and after the invasion of Iraq and his role in schemes to punish critics of the administration.

If the Bush administration's court reporters are not quite up to the job of holding the vice president to account, however, the nation's fearless comedians are up to the task.

"Good news, ladies and gentlemen," announced David Letterman after news of the vice presidential shooting spree finally came out, "we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." Letterman scored another direct hit when he observed: "It turns out now that Dick Cheney did not have a license to hunt, and coincidentally, turns out we didn't have a license to go into Iraq."

<<snip>>

All seriousness aside, there is a good deal of humor to be found in the fact that members of the White House press corps have finally been roused to mount the journalistic barricades by a hunting accident. While they cannot be counted on to go after the big stories, they are unrelenting in their determination to get to the bottom of every tale of celebrity folly -- be it Britney Spears failure to place her baby in a carseat or Dick Cheney's inability to shoot straight after he's downed a cold one.

But, as in the days when Pravda and Tass could not be relied upon to go after the big stories of Soviet shenanigans, Americans now know that, for the full story about this administration, they must turn to the comedians and the satirists who understand that Cheney's abuse of beer and guns cannot compair with his abuse of the most powerful vice presidency in American history

[boobooday]

1. David Letterman has been brilliant on this one

He's had me rolling on the floor every night this week.

[Island Blue]

2. Comedians have done a better job

reporting the news than the media has, since at least September 12, 2001. Why should this story be any different.

[dajoki]

3. that is what the article is pointing out n/t

[LisaLynne]

4. So true.

Sad, but true. If I were a "journalist" in the Corporate Media, I would be ashamed. Unless I were purposely complicit hoping to get a good spot in the Ministry of Information in the Bushco Fascist Regime.

[dajoki]

5. you mean the F-Network?

they are all Bush Disciples!!