Which number do you find more credible?

[Montauk6]

[annabanana]

1. hee hee. . . . . .eom

[mrcheerful]

2. Hey are these born again virgins? Thats the only way your going to get

virgins after death, can't get through life without getting screwed at least once. Theres a good ideal btw, the fundies now made it easy for non virgins to lie and say they are born again virgins, stupid sheep.

[Warpy]

3. The astonishing self-regenerating virgin is a common life form

in the fundy Baptist south, or certainly was when I lived there. They'd go out on Friday and Saturday nights, screw themselves silly, then be in the amen corner on Sunday morning, miraculously restored to purity.

I've never seen the species outside the south. Perhaps it's extending its range.

[mrcheerful]

4. It is expanding, they now take pledges and get a born again ring

to show the world they are born again virgins, that doesn't mean they stop having sex, they now have porn type sex. I've seen them as far north as Michigan.

[zanne]

5. They're "technically" virgins...

Oral and anal sex doesn't count!

[BlueJazz]

6. That's right!..and fucking big German Shepards doesn't count.

:)