Brit Hume's answers if Democrats had shot someone in the face

[zulchzulu]

On Cheney:

Brit: "This unfortunate event only shows how badly the press is. Outside the Beltway, this story means absolutely nothing."

If Hillary Clinton shot someone in the face:

Brit: "Her career as a politician is now officially over. No matter how hard she tries, she will always been seen as someone as a careless person with a gun...and she should resign immediately as Senator until a full investigation is explored."

If Al Gore shot someone in the face:

Brit: "Al Gore's career as a politician and leader is now officially over. No matter how hard he tries, he will always been seen as someone as a careless person with a gun...and until a full investigation is explored, he should be under house arrest as a terrorist. (laughing)"

If John Kerry shot someone in the face:

Brit: "His career as a politician is now officially over. No matter how hard he tries, he will always been seen as someone as a careless person with a gun...and he should resign immediately as Senator until a full investigation is explored. This event proves what many had thought that Kerry possibly never actually served in Viet Nam."

If Howard Dean shot someone in the face:

Brit: "Howard Dean's anger and careless nature finally came to fruition with this sad event. He represents the Democratic Party and how they have no idea how to handle a gun. The fact that he didn't report his accident to Vermont authorities and the press only show he has a lot to hide and is indeed not the man he thinks we are supposed to believe he is."

[unblock]

1. nonsense. he would never use the word "careless"

he would imply, if not outright state, malice aforethought and demand a criminal investigation.

[zulchzulu]

5. Good point...Brit would frame it as "attempted murder"

The 22 hour gap would be a field day of trying to railroad others as part of a cover-up. Was Harry Reid called? Is it true that Joe Lieberman wanted immediate contact with Fox News and that he was shunned? Was Bill Clinton involved?

Ya know the drill...

[ShortnFiery]

2. Well, ole' Brit Hume should know ...

He appears as if he HAS been shot in the face. That is, starring at him is PAINFUL on my eyes.

He defines hateful right winger constantly foaming at the mouth.

He's a JOKE to all but those who watch FOX 24/7. :curtsy:

[dooner]

3. Exactly.

Are you his writer? (Joking of course, but you could be!)












)

[blm]

4. BRAVO.... except the shooting would be covered as a CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION

if a Democrat was involved.

[KoKo]

6. A good one.....sad...but true...that's what the M$M would say....n/t

[Dr.Phool]

7. If a Democrat shot someone in the face

I hope it's Brit Hume.

[otohara]

8. Ha,Ha,Ha, Me Too

good one Dr. Phool