Hey, 'murcan people. Here's a new OBL tape to take your mind off Cheney.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

It's the special "Wanted Dead or Alive, but I Won't Be Taken Alive" mix of "Osama blows it out his ass yet again." REMARKABLE timing, eh?

:grr:

Bin Laden vows never to be captured alive
Full audiotape posted on militant Web site

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11452123/

CAIRO, Egypt - Osama bin Laden promised never to be captured alive and declared the U.S. had resorted to the same “repressive” tactics used by Saddam Hussein, according to an audiotape purportedly by the al-Qaida leader that was posted Monday on a militant Web site.

The tape appeared to be a complete version of one that was first broadcast Jan. 19 on Al-Jazeera, the pan-Arab satellite channel, in which bin Laden offered the United States a long-term truce but also said his al-Qaida terror network would soon launch a fresh attack on American soil.

“I have sworn to only live free. Even if I find bitter the taste of death, I don’t want to die humiliated or deceived,” bin Laden said.

In drawing the comparison to American military behavior in Iraq to that of Saddam, the speaker said: “The jihad is continuing with strength, for Allah be all the credit, despite all the barbarity, the repressive steps taken by the American Army and its agents, to the extent that there is no longer any mentionable difference between this criminality and the criminality of Saddam.”

[melody]

1. Right on time, Osama with plenty of freezer burn

They can't ever thaw him out to "bring him to justice". He has to look like ten year old frozen chicken by now.

[bluestateguy]

2. Osama

You know, I just don't spend that much time on him. I truly am not that concerned about him.

Anyone know when pitchers and catchers report to spring training camp?

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Who writes this shit?

[fooj]

4. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Little Lord Pissypants directs his servants...or so HE thinks. LOL!

Peace.

[Blue_Tires]

5. does anyone out there still think

that osama ISN'T in cahoots somehow with W.? he's been their best friend for years now, always popping up at the most curious moments