BIG Dem wins in 06 and 08 ... tinfoil hat fantasy ...........

[Stinky The Clown]

Hello boys and girls. Welcome to Stinky the Clown's Fantasy Night.

Did you know that the Dems will win big in 06 and 08?

Well ... they will.

You see, the big bad Republicans need a break. They need some cover, too. They need the sham of a winning election for the 'opposition'. It keeps the sheeple deluded and confident in the efficacy of "The American Way."

In 06, Dems will take at least one house of Congress, most likely the House of Representatives. Spirits will be buoyed. Thinkers will proclaim the end of the long night. For their part, the Republicans will say how bad they screwed up. They'll lick their wounds. Many will be thrown over the side of their seemingly sinking ship. Why .... even King George could be among the jettisoned. Certainly Dr. Death will be banished to Wyoming to live in the lap of luxury with his nightly transfusions of blood from blond female true believers, his thrice-daily drug cocktail administered by 19 virgins.

And all will seem right with the world.

In 08, the Republicans, manned by a phalanx of new recruits from the American madrasas like Bob Jones University's Law School, will retake the House, and maintain the Senate. But a Dem will win the presidency.

She'll serve two terms, all the while under fire from the clean shaven young zombies in the House of Representatives.

And then the Savior will come again.

And his name will be Jeb.

[Tiggeroshii]

1. lol

Probably right. But hopefully not...