Photo: "Actress Eva Longoria shares a laugh with former President Bush"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Actress Eva Longoria shares a laugh with former President George H. W. Bush before the NBA All-Star basketball game in Houston, Sunday, Feb. 19, 2006. (AP Photo/L.M. Otero)
AP - Feb 19 6:07 PM



I came up with about three captions for the bottom photo, all of which would get the thread locked. In lieu of that, here is my personal salute to former president and beloved father figure to us all, George H. W. Carlyle Group Bush:



:evilgrin:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. why is he dressed like a star trek extra?

I expect the klingons to come kill him any minute.

[Drifter]

2. He looks like ...

he creamed himself in that second picture.

Cheers
Drifter

[Catch22Dem]

3. Eva is crazy beautiful

It's simply a crime how she looks. It's a crime for her to talk to skeletor too.

[MrMonk]

17. ... and she has so many teeth!

What if one row falls out, does the next row move forward?

[Teaser]

4. I'd actually rather have him as president right now...

ugh...

[elehhhhna]

5. Why's he wearing that ReMax jacket? lol

[louis-t]

9. That's not a RE/MAX jacket! It's a Century-21 gold jacket.

I oughta know, I am a RE/MAX agent!

[elehhhhna]

12. I'm sorry. Isn't there a golf tournament where the winner's forced to

sport a humiliatingly ugly jacket?

[louis-t]

13. That's the green jacket. The Masters?

Can't remember. All I can remember is "Cinderella story, outta nowhere, tear in his eye I guess, former greenskeeper, is about to become the Masters champion, here at Augusta."

[PDittie]

6. I believe he's had a facelift

and a chemical peel, and Botox.

Christ, he looks awful.

[VaYallaDawg]

8. I think you're onto something!

He has the male-equivalent of that "surprised" look women get sometimes after bad plastic surgery. The redness is probably either rosacea or Dewars.

[PoiBoy]

7. " the one, single name that can be directly linked..."

<snip>
"Nor, finally, is it in any way a "theory" that the one, single name that can be directly linked to the Third Reich, the US military industrial complex, Skull and Bones, Eastern Establishment good ol' boys, the Illuminati, Big Texas Oil, the Bay of Pigs, the Miami Cubans, the Mafia, the FBI, the JFK assassination, the New World Order, Watergate, the Republican National Committee, Eastern European fascists, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission, the United Nations, CIA headquarters, the October Surprise, the Iran/Contra scandal, Inslaw, the Christic Institute, Manuel Noriega, drug-running "freedom fighters" and death squads, Iraqgate, Saddam Hussein, weapons of mass destruction, the blood of innocents, the savings and loan crash, the Bank of Credit and Commerce International, the "Octopus," the "Enterprise," the Afghan mujaheddin, the War on Drugs, Mena (Arkansas), Whitewater, Sun Myung Moon, the Carlyle Group, Osama bin Laden and the Saudi royal family, David Rockefeller, Henry Kissinger, and the presidency and vice-presidency of the United States, is: George Herbert Walker Bush."
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never forget...

[flordehinojos]

10. HE IS DRESSED LIKE A MAFIA FIGURE.and now we know where his son learned

to sit like that!

[chastitybeaverhausen]

11. Am I crazy

or does old Poppy bear a striking resemblance to that horrible hack Bill O'Reilly?

[NativeTexan]

14. She was coaching the H-town celebrity team at the All-Star game.....

.....but laughing with H.W., I guess it is better than the Village Idiot. Besides when you look like HER, and you are another Native Texan...I'll definitely cut her some slack THIS time.....ok....maybe NEXT time......ok.....damn she is HOT!

[henslee]

15. George:"I likee my little brown ones!"

[KingFlorez]

16. That must have a been a treat for him

I mean he has to look at Barbara all the time, it must have been really exciting for him to see someone nice looking