Jacobin
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:21 PM
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Let's Sell Our Airports to Saudi Arabia!!! |
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Just to "get closer" to our Arab friends.
Also, I suggest we sell our uranium enrichment plants and nuclear bomb making plants to Syria. That will show them that 'we care'
Our missile launch decisions should go to Iran. Then they will know that they can trust us. We should give them the keys and launch codes.
Everything changed after 9/11. Now we must hand over our security and our assets to those countries who support those who are fighting us. Its Bush*s plan for our security. Make friends with those who want to destroy us.
This is a bold new initiative that we must support the Chimperor on and I urge all DUers to get behind the Pretzledent in this new phase of the war on terror.
If anyone has more suggestions on how to surrender, please post them below. I will forward them on to our fearless leader for consideration
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:22 PM
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1. lets sell the white house to turkmenistan. |
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:25 PM
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4. Sorry. The Saudis already own it and they're not selling... |
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Part of a deal negotiated in September of 2001.
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Jacobin
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:30 PM
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Ah Yes, the SaudiPrince/Bush kiss....still rings in my memory
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:30 PM
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7. Let's sell the INHABITANTS of the WH to Turkmenistan. |
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:31 PM
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10. They might consider that an insult. |
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kenny blankenship
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:23 PM
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2. We could sell our atomic reactors to Iran! |
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they have the money after all--real money not the borrowed stuff our country works on.
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:25 PM
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something important should go to Somalia.
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Jacobin
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:30 PM
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6. We could give them some nuclear submarines |
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That way, they wouldn't fee intimidated and they would feel loved.
I think that was nice of you not to forget Somalia.
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:31 PM
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9. They can't pay, but the People's Republic of China on the other hand |
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could easily afford the Newport News Shipyard, or the submarine pens at Groton Conn.
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:25 PM
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5. Hell, Indiana already has the toll road up for sale ... |
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Sure ... let's sell ALL U.S. infrastructure to foreign countries, that way when they get really pissed off at us, they can just SHUT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY DOWN !!!
:wtf:
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:37 PM
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11. Maybe we should just hire our Air Marshalls from the Saudi security |
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forces. I think turning over the airports to the Saudis may be too dangerous.
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:46 PM
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12. UAE is not Saudi Arabia |
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Just saying...:shrug:
Crooks and Liars has some good stuff on this right now. It's all Karl Rove spin...
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Wed Feb-22-06 12:59 PM
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13. I think you will have to consult China on that |
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They pretty much own most of America so they should be the ones that sublet such things..
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